...thoughts of the day....
Have you ever wondered...
-How come wrong numbers are never busy?
-If all the world is a stage, then where is the audience sitting?
-If a man with multiple personalities threatened to kill himself...would it be considered a hostage situation?
-If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he still lucky?
-If a turle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
-If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him they have the right to remain silent?
-If you learn from your mistakes, then why am i not a genius?
-Is it true that cannibals don't eat clown because they tast funny?
-What do birdies see when they faint?
-What do you do when an endangered animal eats only endangered plants?
-Why are there INTERSTATE highways in Hawaii?
-Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings, and then put money into machines so that they can see objects on the ground close up?
-WHY IS IT THAT WHEN ONE MAN KILLS ANOTHER, HE IS HANGED AS A MURDERER, BUT IF ONE MAN KILLS MANY, HE IS HAILED AS A CONQUEROR?
-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
-Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
It is better to forget and smile, than to remember and be sad.
It is not alwasy easy to....
apologize
beign over
take advice
be unselfish
keep trying
be considerate
think and then act
proift by mistakes
forgive and forget
...but it usually pays.
It is not the mountain ahead that is wearing me down...it is the grain of sand in my shoe...
...'tis off to bed to dream happy dreams...but when i wake up i'm sad, because i realize that my dreams haven't came true...
*SWEET DREAMS*
~Kacey~
-How come wrong numbers are never busy?
-If all the world is a stage, then where is the audience sitting?
-If a man with multiple personalities threatened to kill himself...would it be considered a hostage situation?
-If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he still lucky?
-If a turle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
-If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him they have the right to remain silent?
-If you learn from your mistakes, then why am i not a genius?
-Is it true that cannibals don't eat clown because they tast funny?
-What do birdies see when they faint?
-What do you do when an endangered animal eats only endangered plants?
-Why are there INTERSTATE highways in Hawaii?
-Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings, and then put money into machines so that they can see objects on the ground close up?
-WHY IS IT THAT WHEN ONE MAN KILLS ANOTHER, HE IS HANGED AS A MURDERER, BUT IF ONE MAN KILLS MANY, HE IS HAILED AS A CONQUEROR?
-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
-Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
It is better to forget and smile, than to remember and be sad.
It is not alwasy easy to....
apologize
beign over
take advice
be unselfish
keep trying
be considerate
think and then act
proift by mistakes
forgive and forget
...but it usually pays.
It is not the mountain ahead that is wearing me down...it is the grain of sand in my shoe...
...'tis off to bed to dream happy dreams...but when i wake up i'm sad, because i realize that my dreams haven't came true...
*SWEET DREAMS*
~Kacey~