Ceremony and shit.
I MOTHERFUCKING GOT THE FINAL HOH!!!!
But let me compose myself.
I'm really glad that I've secured my spot in the Final 2 of this game, something I've NEVER done before, much less make it to the fucking jury. It's been quite the trip these past 80 days, but now it's one step closer to ending. I would like to say thank you to the 4 people that congratulated me on my win, also. Ashley. Kirsten. I now have to pick one of you to take with me to the final.
Ladies, it was a pleasure playing with you both, but I came to my decision fairly easily. Although I have good reasons to take you both to the final, I must go with the person who I recently made deals and secured a respect and friendship for, because of her role in the game in relation to mine. I'm not going to belabor the point anymore, but I'm going to be sending to the jury...
ASHLEY.
As epic as a F2 would have been with obviously the two biggest characters of the season, I couldn't run the risk of being steamrolled in the end, as most of your friends(moreso friends of yours than mine.) are in the jury, and I am more or less DIRECTLY responsible for their exits, or never had great relationships with them in the first place. It should be noted that despite the fact that I called you 475 conjugations of the word 'bitch', I actually *do* enjoy you in these games, as the sheer entertainment alone is worth it, in my opinion.
There it is, folks. This concludes the ceremony.
But let me compose myself.
I'm really glad that I've secured my spot in the Final 2 of this game, something I've NEVER done before, much less make it to the fucking jury. It's been quite the trip these past 80 days, but now it's one step closer to ending. I would like to say thank you to the 4 people that congratulated me on my win, also. Ashley. Kirsten. I now have to pick one of you to take with me to the final.
Ladies, it was a pleasure playing with you both, but I came to my decision fairly easily. Although I have good reasons to take you both to the final, I must go with the person who I recently made deals and secured a respect and friendship for, because of her role in the game in relation to mine. I'm not going to belabor the point anymore, but I'm going to be sending to the jury...
ASHLEY.
As epic as a F2 would have been with obviously the two biggest characters of the season, I couldn't run the risk of being steamrolled in the end, as most of your friends(moreso friends of yours than mine.) are in the jury, and I am more or less DIRECTLY responsible for their exits, or never had great relationships with them in the first place. It should be noted that despite the fact that I called you 475 conjugations of the word 'bitch', I actually *do* enjoy you in these games, as the sheer entertainment alone is worth it, in my opinion.
There it is, folks. This concludes the ceremony.