Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I broke
m_a_12_c_o's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I stole
hanna_rambles's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I bought porn for
korean_nikka (-10 points). Last Friday I gave
readysetlove a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (638 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
bigboypinoy