Wonder Woman is not Bruce Wayne, kthx

Feb 17, 2011 15:10

Okay, let's talk about how hackmaster extraordinaire David E. Kelley is turning Wonder Woman into Batman:

TV’s new Wonder Woman will have Palicki playing no less than three “roles”:
• The titular crimefighter, “reinvented” here as an L.A.-based vigilante
• Alter ego No. 1: Diana Themyscira, a mega-billionaire CEO
• Alter ego No. 2: Diana’s “plain Jane” assistant, Diana Prince. (Good luck with that one, makeup and wardrobe!)

A mega-billionaire CEO? So she's a female Bruce Wayne? And she's...her own assistant? Wha? How? Why? This makes zero sense. Love the casting of Adrianne Palicki, of course, but I have no confidence in DEK. Ugh, I hate his shows. So...precious and cutesy and fucking annoying. Would love for this to be the exception.

One of my good friends is a Wonder Woman expert (he has a huge collection of WW items and seriously knows everything there is to know about her), and he's shappalled by DEK's concept, saying among other things: "This completely flies in the face of Wonder Woman’s roots. Amazons are not driven by material wealth and greed." He added, "Oh, I will totally watch it. You know how much I enjoy hating things." Hee.

ETA: This column lays out perfectly why DEK is so wrong for this project. The pilot looks utterly horrifying. WONDER WOMAN DOESN'T HAVE PAJAMA PARTIES, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. AND STEVE TREVOR IS NOT A LAWYER, OMG. STEP AWAY FROM THE SUPERHERO, DAVID E. KELLEY. STEP AWAY.

How the fuck is DC letting this happen? And I'm not even some huge Wonder Woman fan. It just offends me as a fan of good TV.

let me tell you how i really feel, random tv

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