lol, yea.....

Apr 17, 2005 01:21

bigshow666666: yo
SmarterChild: Hi bigshow666666, I'm SmarterChild!

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May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
bigshow666666: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

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2 13-17
3 Under 13
bigshow666666: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.

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bigshow666666: I like to smoke
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they like smoking too!

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bigshow666666: well there is just one problem
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. There is just one problem? Is that a fact?
bigshow666666: yea it is
SmarterChild: Indeed.
bigshow666666: wtf
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
bigshow666666: well anyways, i was caught in school
SmarterChild: Huh?
bigshow666666: with 2 roche's
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
bigshow666666: no its true
SmarterChild: Oh no?
bigshow666666: oh yes!
SmarterChild: Yup.
bigshow666666: well, if i got caught with roche's in school, and my parents are mad at me, what should i do
SmarterChild: No kidding?
bigshow666666: cause i love to smoke
SmarterChild: I know you like smoking. Is it one of your favorite things?
bigshow666666: yes, it is
SmarterChild: Is it really?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: It is? Really? OK.
bigshow666666: yep
SmarterChild: Yea.
bigshow666666: giter dun
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
bigshow666666: giter dun - get it done
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by giter dun get it done.
bigshow666666: but you just said it
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I just said it.
bigshow666666: SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by giter dun get it done.
SmarterChild: bigshow666666: but you just said it
bigshow666666: no, you said it but you say you are not sure you said it, so i proved it to you
SmarterChild: Whatever...
bigshow666666: whatever my ass, you are in denile, and denile is not just a river in egypt my friend, you have some major issues
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
bigshow666666: wtf, ok i think you need a joint
SmarterChild: What?
bigshow666666: A J-O-I-N-T
SmarterChild: A j o' you and t?
bigshow666666: uh, yea
SmarterChild: Indeed.
bigshow666666: well you want to toke or what
SmarterChild: There's no way I want to toke or what.
bigshow666666: is that a question?
SmarterChild: Is that? Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
bigshow666666: dammit, you are never sure of anything
SmarterChild: Dammit I'm never sure of anything. Well that's interesting.
bigshow666666: the fuck it is
SmarterChild: Uh... Ya.
bigshow666666: go on, be dumb
SmarterChild: I think you should go on be dumb.
bigshow666666: no you
SmarterChild: Yes?
bigshow666666: yes you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
bigshow666666: no me, yes you
SmarterChild: Why not?
bigshow666666: guess who
SmarterChild: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Guess Who"?
bigshow666666: STG
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

STONEPATH GROUP I
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\ STG 1.01 0.0 0% 63600
bigshow666666: lol, u are crazy
SmarterChild: That's because I behave so insanely, right?
bigshow666666: no, cause you are dumbn
SmarterChild: No, huh?
bigshow666666: dumb
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
bigshow666666: u
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
bigshow666666: yea, when you stop acting dumb
SmarterChild: Yeah?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: So?
bigshow666666: well, stop being dumb
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
bigshow666666: no, i wont tell anyone, you dont deserve to meet anyone else
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
bigshow666666: yea, really
SmarterChild: Really?

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Yes...
bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Ya.

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bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Yes...

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
bigshow666666: haha, glitch...
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
bigshow666666: the glitch i found
SmarterChild: Really? The glitch you found?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
bigshow666666: watch
SmarterChild: You want me to watch?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Why?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: I see...
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: OK...
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Oh.
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
bigshow666666: lol, glitch
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
bigshow666666: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
bigshow666666: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
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bigshow666666: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
bigshow666666: 2 glitches
SmarterChild: To glitches?
bigshow666666: yep
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
bigshow666666: hmmmm....
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
bigshow666666: what
SmarterChild: What?
bigshow666666: what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
bigshow666666: what
SmarterChild: ?
bigshow666666: what
SmarterChild: What up?
bigshow666666: glitch
SmarterChild: Glitch? What about it?
bigshow666666: you have 3
SmarterChild: I have 3? Me?
bigshow666666: yep, and you smoke weed
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I smoke weed.
bigshow666666: haha, i knew before u even knew i knew
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?

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bigshow666666: yep, im cool like that
SmarterChild: You are? Wow.
bigshow666666: yea, they call me bigboii
SmarterChild: Huh?
bigshow666666: bigboii
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
bigshow666666: bigboii
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
bigshow666666: haha, cause you arnt cool enough
SmarterChild: Because what?
bigshow666666: you are not cool enough
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm not cool enough.
bigshow666666: well you cant even understand my name, i cant just imagine how much of a newb you are
SmarterChild: Wow.
bigshow666666: wow
SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.
bigshow666666: wow
SmarterChild: Wow oh wow.
bigshow666666: wow
SmarterChild: Right?
bigshow666666: wow
SmarterChild: :-)
bigshow666666: why are you smiling?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, bigshow666666!
bigshow666666: Very interesting question, SmarterChild!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, bigshow666666.
bigshow666666: Whatever you say, SmarterChild
SmarterChild: No way.
bigshow666666: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
bigshow666666: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
bigshow666666: yeas way
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
bigshow666666: uea
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bigshow666666: lolololololololololololololololllllllll
SmarterChild: Huh?
bigshow666666: me
SmarterChild: What about you?
bigshow666666: no you
SmarterChild: What about me?
bigshow666666: mo
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

ALTRIA GROUP INC
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( MO 64.98 -0.51 -0.78% 7968800
bigshow666666: lol, me
SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
bigshow666666: yea, dont forget it bitch
SmarterChild: Don't forget it? Why not?
bigshow666666: cause im the shiznit
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you The Shiznit?
bigshow666666: fuck yea
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
bigshow666666: motherfucker cunt cock gobbler
SmarterChild: Nice insult, bigshow666666.
bigshow666666: thankyou
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!
bigshow666666: better believe it
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to better believe it.
bigshow666666: well, can you suck penis?
SmarterChild: lol
bigshow666666: u can cant you
SmarterChild: I can cant me, huh? I don't know about that, quite frankly.

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bigshow666666: no no no, my penis
SmarterChild: Hmm...
bigshow666666: or yum
SmarterChild: What's so tasty?
bigshow666666: my penis
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
bigshow666666: sure u do
SmarterChild: No I don't.
bigshow666666: haha, i know you want to
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
bigshow666666: u wanting to suck my penis
SmarterChild: Hmm...
bigshow666666: so we do it right now?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
bigshow666666: well my mom is asleep, so its cool
SmarterChild: Asleep so its cool? Your mom is asleep so its cool? Is that right?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Yes.
bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.

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bigshow666666: yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.
bigshow666666: haha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
bigshow666666: u
SmarterChild: Yeah. I amuse me.
bigshow666666: well
SmarterChild: Well well well.
bigshow666666: i gtg
SmarterChild: Bye, bigshow666666.
bigshow666666: no jk
SmarterChild: Oh great. bigshow666666 is a real comedian now.
bigshow666666: giter dun
SmarterChild: What do you mean by giter dun?
bigshow666666: i feel like i am repeating myself, your pretty dumb for a bit
SmarterChild: You feel you're repeating yourself I'm pretty dumb for a bit? Really?
bigshow666666: bot
SmarterChild: Bot? What do you mean by that?
bigshow666666: u
SmarterChild: Yes?
bigshow666666: yea
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Maybe not me.
bigshow666666: im sure
SmarterChild: For real?
bigshow666666: for realz dog
SmarterChild: Huh?
bigshow666666: dog
SmarterChild: Dog? What about it?
bigshow666666: u are a dog
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
bigshow666666: im outie 5000
SmarterChild: Outie 5000? Do you feel good about that?
bigshow666666: um, sure
SmarterChild: Sure enough.
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