i should update more.
i really should. but i don't. hey, look! i'm typing like niki! nah, i'm just too lazy to hit the shift key, so you'll just have to deal with an all-lower-case entry.
ma is being a bitch. she won't share her goldfish crackers with me. i mean, she gave me a few, but she won't give me any more, and it's pissing me off. damn it, i want more. she tried to fool me, too! she gave me a beef rawhide stick! what a rip off! i won't eat it, though. i know what i want... now it's just a matter of getting it. maybe if i sit here and give ma "the eyes" she'll give in and give me more crackers. i'll have to do that once i get my furry ass offline. hahaha, shows how much i really want those crackers, eh?
i'm in love with a bernese mountain dog named heleme, but she has a boyfriend (dogfriend?) named adonis, who is a pit bull. i don't think heleme likes me much, anyway, but hell...i still lust after her and swoon over her. adonis can go sniff a cat's ass, or something. i'll wait. he has to leave some time. then i'll make my move on heleme. otherwise, i'm still a single, lonely dog.
if i changed my icon to a person, would animals/people think i was a person? i bet they'd get confused...anyway, i have to go fix up my profile, and i might change the colors of this journal. not sure what i want to do yet, though. we'll see.
ma is being a bitch. she won't share her goldfish crackers with me. i mean, she gave me a few, but she won't give me any more, and it's pissing me off. damn it, i want more. she tried to fool me, too! she gave me a beef rawhide stick! what a rip off! i won't eat it, though. i know what i want... now it's just a matter of getting it. maybe if i sit here and give ma "the eyes" she'll give in and give me more crackers. i'll have to do that once i get my furry ass offline. hahaha, shows how much i really want those crackers, eh?
i'm in love with a bernese mountain dog named heleme, but she has a boyfriend (dogfriend?) named adonis, who is a pit bull. i don't think heleme likes me much, anyway, but hell...i still lust after her and swoon over her. adonis can go sniff a cat's ass, or something. i'll wait. he has to leave some time. then i'll make my move on heleme. otherwise, i'm still a single, lonely dog.
if i changed my icon to a person, would animals/people think i was a person? i bet they'd get confused...anyway, i have to go fix up my profile, and i might change the colors of this journal. not sure what i want to do yet, though. we'll see.