Sex offenders.

[bigblueshoe4u]

This man lives within three blocks of my boyfriend:
I'm worried, particularly because of the "unnatural intercourse" charges.

Comments

[dont_throw_that]

That guy looks like Cheech Marin.

Hmmm. do you check the sex offender database frequently?

[bigblueshoe4u]

did you just say that cause you wanted to talk? Cheech Marin, huh?
and yes, all the time. I absolutely love wallowing in my knowledge of all the filthy, worthless, terrible, worthy-of-public-castration, fucktards in the world. it's loads of fun. try it.
it's also nice to know if one lives a block away, like at home in columbus.

[dont_throw_that]

Whoa. Sorry, I totally did not mean to upset you.

[bigblueshoe4u]

*innocently*
you didn't!

[pavel_lishin]

Wow, I clicked on that image from soosed beacuse I said to myself, "Goddamn, he looks like a molester."

I wouldn't worry much. How old is your boyfriend? Odds are that he's too old to turn Rodney's crank. And he may even be of the wrong gender.

Keep in mind, too, that some of those crimes may overlap. Fucking a boy in the ass may count as both "Capital Rape" and "Unnatural intercourse", as well as "touching of a child for lustful purposes".

It should really list when the crimes occurred.

[pardon_my_heart]

it has the conviction date, at least. and you're right, he was convicted of multiple charges for the same crime.

i'm the boyfriend, btw. i'm 21, and not really in any danger of being sexually assaulted by anyone other than my girlfriend. this thing was sort of a joke.

[pavel_lishin]

I wonder if you get charged with a lesser crime if you molest a child molester.

[bigblueshoe4u]

Well I wouldn't recommend it. They're all kinda ugly.

[andy_deschain]

Yeah, we have a sex offender living across the street from us. It's all just swell.

[bigblueshoe4u]

yeah. i can imagine that's unpleasant.

[anonymous]

omg i am so freaked out... i work with eugene andrew elliot... we call him andy. i didnt even know it. wow. child molester. omg.

haylie

[bigblueshoe4u]

holy crap. i'm glad you know now. i hope you're doing well.