finals week
darkwingpato: my kitten is warm
darkwingpato: he would be so fun to hold if he didnt hurt so much
NerdBeach: so are my breasts
NerdBeach: they are also tender and yearning for you
darkwingpato: hahaha
NerdBeach: they whisper your name..., "maaaarrio......maaaarriio"
darkwingpato: mario?
darkwingpato: wtf
NerdBeach: fuck, who is this
darkwingpato: WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH?!
NerdBeach: IT'S NOT A MATTER OF WHO I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH YOU JEALOUS FOOL
darkwingpato: you said i was the only one!
NerdBeach: IT'S A MATTER OF WHO I FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH
darkwingpato: the only ooooonneeeeee!
NerdBeach: AND THAT WAS YOU LUIGI
darkwingpato: :cries:
darkwingpato: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NerdBeach: ::sinks into flower pot::
NerdBeach: ::as dramatic exit::
darkwingpato: he would be so fun to hold if he didnt hurt so much
NerdBeach: so are my breasts
NerdBeach: they are also tender and yearning for you
darkwingpato: hahaha
NerdBeach: they whisper your name..., "maaaarrio......maaaarriio"
darkwingpato: mario?
darkwingpato: wtf
NerdBeach: fuck, who is this
darkwingpato: WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH?!
NerdBeach: IT'S NOT A MATTER OF WHO I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH YOU JEALOUS FOOL
darkwingpato: you said i was the only one!
NerdBeach: IT'S A MATTER OF WHO I FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH
darkwingpato: the only ooooonneeeeee!
NerdBeach: AND THAT WAS YOU LUIGI
darkwingpato: :cries:
darkwingpato: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NerdBeach: ::sinks into flower pot::
NerdBeach: ::as dramatic exit::