Well, my gastronomic education is excellent, but I clearly don't know jack shit about how to do basic text formatting outside of Word. If this works, it will be amazing, but if it doesn't, if someone would be so kind to point out the obvious bit of technology of which I am ignorant, it would be most appreciated. And if it does
Venison
Nettle teaHuevos rancherosSteak tartareCrocodileBlack puddingCheese fondueCarpBorschtBaba ghanoushCalamariPhoPB&J sandwichAloo gobiHot dog from a street cartEpoissesBlack truffleFruit wine made from something other than grapesSteamed pork bunsPistachio ice creamHeirloom tomatoesFresh wild berriesFoie grasRice and beansBrawn, or head cheeseRaw Scotch Bonnet pepperDulce de lecheOystersBaklavaBagna caudaWasabi peasClam chowder in a sourdough bowlSalted lassiSauerkrautRoot beer floatCognac with a fat cigarClotted cream teaVodka jellyGumboOxtailCurried goatWhole insectsPhaalGoat's milkMalt whisky from a bottle worth $120 or moreFuguChicken tikka masalaEelKrispy Kreme original glazed doughnutSea urchinPrickly pearUmeboshiAbalonePaneerMcDonald's Big Mac MealSpaetzleDirty gin martiniBeer above 8% ABVPoutineCarob chipsS'moresSweetbreadsKaolinCurrywurstDurianFrog's LegsBeignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cakeHaggisFried plantainChitterlings or andouilletteGazpachoCaviar and bliniLouche absintheGjetost or brunostRoadkillBaijiuHostess Fruit PieSnailLapsang souchongBelliniTom yumEggs BenedictPockyTasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurantKobe beefHareGoulashFlowersHorseCriollo chocolateSpamSoft shell crabRose harissaCatfishMole poblanoBagel and loxLobster ThermidorPolentaJamaican Blue Mountain coffeeSnake There's very little I haven't tried. The tasting menu on the three star Michelin restaurant would be first on my list, followed closely by the Kobe beef. And there's very little I wouldn't try. I'll never eat at McDonald's again on principle, and I continue to fail to understand why anyone would destroy his/her experience of cognac (as well as that of everyone nearby) with a huge flaming turd of a cigar. Roadkill is self-explanatory, as are durians and Scotch bonnets to anyone who has ever tried them. And I made an error: I most certainly would try the expensive single malt again. If this works, I'll use the cut next time.