This is a cat...
This is a cat:
This is not my cat, just a random Google Image non-lolcat cat.
This is apparently an actual product made and marketed somewhere in the world, perhaps an alternate universe where muzzling a housecat a) makes sense and b) is something that can be achieved without death (to you):
Take a good look at the illustration of the cat on the cardboard packaging of this product. Then take a good look at the pretty kitty posted at the top here. Careful viewers will note the vast, hilarious and Rob Liefeld-esque discrepancy between the illustration of the cat and an Actual Cat™. That is, the cat in the illustration looks like a bizarre mutant whose face has been elongated from being forced to wear the feline equivalent of a gimp mask since conception. The cat illustration clearly shows a kitty whose muzzle is about as long as a dog's muzzle, which we all know is not anatomically correct in any way, shape or form, unless your kitty is an African lion, in which case you will need a bigger muzzle, and some chainmail.
I'm not sure where they got the cat that modeled for the illustration, maybe from Bizarro World. ME AM HAPPY CAT ME NOT CLAW EYES IN.
Also note the text that claims that the muzzle "Covers Cats Eyes Creating Calming Effect". Right. The only calming effect happening with this is when the doctors inject you with enough morphine to kill a herd of elephants after the cat has torn your face off with it's razor sharp claws.
It also says "reduces the risk of cat bites", which is really funny considering how dead you will be from attempting to put this on your cat to keep it from biting you, and it will kill you by biting you to death before you can get the damn thing anywhere near its face.
In either event, this is what you will look like upon attempting to strap a muzzle to a cat, either your pet boo-boo, or an African lion*:
Only worse.
*WARNING: It is not recommended that you get close enough to a real lion to attempt to place a muzzle on his face. He will nom you to death before you can get the muzzle out of your pocket. OM NOM NOM. Lions eat people. Tasty, tasty people meat.
Unless you are this guy, in which case the lady lion thinks his man-parts taste like Friskies, and she loves Friskies:
This is not my cat, just a random Google Image non-lolcat cat.
This is apparently an actual product made and marketed somewhere in the world, perhaps an alternate universe where muzzling a housecat a) makes sense and b) is something that can be achieved without death (to you):
Take a good look at the illustration of the cat on the cardboard packaging of this product. Then take a good look at the pretty kitty posted at the top here. Careful viewers will note the vast, hilarious and Rob Liefeld-esque discrepancy between the illustration of the cat and an Actual Cat™. That is, the cat in the illustration looks like a bizarre mutant whose face has been elongated from being forced to wear the feline equivalent of a gimp mask since conception. The cat illustration clearly shows a kitty whose muzzle is about as long as a dog's muzzle, which we all know is not anatomically correct in any way, shape or form, unless your kitty is an African lion, in which case you will need a bigger muzzle, and some chainmail.
I'm not sure where they got the cat that modeled for the illustration, maybe from Bizarro World. ME AM HAPPY CAT ME NOT CLAW EYES IN.
Also note the text that claims that the muzzle "Covers Cats Eyes Creating Calming Effect". Right. The only calming effect happening with this is when the doctors inject you with enough morphine to kill a herd of elephants after the cat has torn your face off with it's razor sharp claws.
It also says "reduces the risk of cat bites", which is really funny considering how dead you will be from attempting to put this on your cat to keep it from biting you, and it will kill you by biting you to death before you can get the damn thing anywhere near its face.
In either event, this is what you will look like upon attempting to strap a muzzle to a cat, either your pet boo-boo, or an African lion*:
Only worse.
*WARNING: It is not recommended that you get close enough to a real lion to attempt to place a muzzle on his face. He will nom you to death before you can get the muzzle out of your pocket. OM NOM NOM. Lions eat people. Tasty, tasty people meat.
Unless you are this guy, in which case the lady lion thinks his man-parts taste like Friskies, and she loves Friskies:
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