SeungRi's troublemaker
Title: SeungRi's troublemaker
Genre: fluff, sexy, oneshot
rating: PG13 (language)
word count:3196
Author: lonerhoper
Introduction:
Seungri fancied the Troublemaker video by Hyunah/Hyunseung a little bit TOO much.
Title: Seungri's troublemaker
Genre: pg13
Pairing: gri (of course humhun)
summary:
Seungri liked the troublemaker music video too much that ihe accidentally compared it too much to his works, bigbang...and ultimately to his all male bf jiyong...
it would've been ok to talk about things like this with hyungs right? but not when your over jealous boyfriendcomes around and hears how you mentally humps not just anothe person but a woman. @_@ great ri...reallyy great.
please do comment... =)
a/n
so i was busy getting pissed off for my parents and my brothers debating who will drive me to the coffee shop...then troublemaker started playing and i grabbed my phone and typed this one shot...please enjoy!!
unbeta (as usual so sorry)
***sigh i hate being stuck with books...but laziness wins over**
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SeungRi's Troublemaker
7:30am, seungyun lazily rubs his palm against his eyes...not wanting to make everyone see his hangover...
*clank*
Seunghyun opens his eyes, a little blurry but the smell of coffee is enough to make his spinnug head go away. He looks up and was greeted with Dae bread filled cheeks.
"thanks~~~" he tried to mumble as dae slides the chair beside him.
"hyung need a french toast?" yougbae offered, proudly showing a plate flooded nearly over the edge with butter droolin to the side.
The two fell slightly taken aback, nit knowing how to react, dae unconsciously even placed his hand over his chest fearing that even just a look at this cholesterol filled mess will be enough to make one of his arteries burst.
"umm not being a prune or anything bae, but..." seunghyun fumbled with his words, hesitating and hoping not to offend a dongsaeng. "i don't think our trainers will be happy with that."
Dae raised his eyebrows in agreeance.
Bae pouted and gently tossed the greasy plate on the table. "it's not my fault, butter and bread's expiring soon...need to cook all of it." he puffed and shoved one slice and immediately spat one out. "ah too sweet!"
"we can make the trainees eat that...i mean give it to them, free breakfast!" dae suggested.
"or give it to bom, she'll eat it all in one go. Never underestimate her love affair with bread and butter." seunghyun beamed, winking and smirking.
"i'll get the tupperwares." bae stood up.
The sound of lazy foot step caught seunghyun's attention...soon enough a yawning seungri came from the beedroom hallway and enter the living room.
"coffee!" dae yelled at ri from the kitchen as he helps bae look for the tupperwares..
Ri just squinted his eyes and looked at seunghyun, who immediately pointed at premade cup on the table.
"all you have to is add hot water seunri-yah" dae'a voice was getting drowned by the clanging noise of numerous kitchen stuffs being taken out of the cabinets.
"thanks.." seungru grabs the coffee, placed half cold and half hot water before dropping himself on the couch and turned the tv on. He immediately switched the channel to mtv despitr seunghyun's grunt of disapproval. "sorry hyung i got the remote first---" seunngri smirked.
The next song came up, it started with a red stilleto wearing woman walking, no sound other than that of her shoes can be heard, slowly the camera pans out to reveal a white yet ghostly hallway, a man in marroon suit came to view passing by against the sultry white dress vixen.
...seungri's eyes flicked wide open and he immediately grabbed a nearly pillow.
--oh this will be good-- seunghyun thought as he turns and faced his dongsaeng with interest. His fingers taps on his green mug and his crossed long legs jerks along with the beat. Seunghyun's eye squinted to observe their maknae's eyes as a tinge of jealousy slowly picks uo. Bae and dae stepped near the tablr and started packing the sandwiches when seunghyun snapped his fingers, calling their attentionad pointed at seungri. Bae raised an eyebrow..
"oh" bae chuckled and paused to enjoy this scenario with interest.
The sound of an addictive rythmic whistle together with unmistakable seductive exhale..
Seungri bit the corner of the throw pillow, his fingers digging dip...
Daesung lowered his head, trying his best not to laugh and distract the engrossed maknae.
The mv started and hyunseung started singing...
The three older man had to agree, despite the fact that they enjoy to watch the maknae squirm, kick and wiggle like a worm out of complete jealousy---hyunseung and yunah's troublemaker mv is really catchy. Catchy enough that it made their little best friends down south twitch, especially on all the provocative shot and steps they made.
"aigoo---and they say yg's the risk takers--we should file a complaint." seungri yelped and kicked in the air..
"haha why do you even think you can actually grind like that to any of 2ne1?" seunghyun joked...
"like seriously, i won't mind grinding and you know---giving the sex appeal look...like why do we alwys have to do sex with the eyes?!? It's fun for the fans but---man, not for us! Oh my God he even touched yunah's inner thigh!!" seungri twisted on the couch falling sidewards.
"maknae you had strong baby, isn't that sexy enough for you?" bae rolled his eyes, obviously their maknae's adolescent hormones are the doing the talking and not his brains.
"we don't need that grinding and bumping, look at seunghyun hyng here---" dae pointed,
"what?!" seunghyun held his breath, listening carefully (slash, threatening dae to be hell careful on whatever he'll blab about)
"i mean" dae licked his suddenly dried lips, "i mean hyung here, i'm sure he made a lot of visual orgasm with just his eyes.." and seunghyun snorted coffee out of his nose; swearing to god he would've killed dae right at that moment but the compliment made up for it. "with just hyung's eyes i bet a lot of girls already felt turn on or worse mentally feel they mothered hyung's baby--"
*toinks*
"ouch!" dae massages his head and looked around to see one of jiyong's infamously abused stress balls bouncing on the floor after hitting his head.
"stop it." seunghyun glared, but the deep red hue on his face was undeniable.
Bae just chuckled, "look ri, i'm sure next time you can go and ask hyunsuk hyung to give you your own version of troublemaker---"
"aaah!!! Damn hyunah's hot! Hyunseung doesn't deserve that!" seungri threw the pillow on the tv.
The three older just shook their head.
"you hate hyunseung don't you?!" seunghyn took the least greasy toast and started munching on it.
"i don't hate him..." seungri said in a matter if factly tone, hugging himself, he pouted as his eyres obviously threw mental darts on the former bigbang member. "i just don't think the sexy concept with hyunah fits him."
"woosh," seunghyun waves his hands,seeing through the bluff, "you just feel jealoud that he got to dance and grind agaisnt hyunah, make visual sex with her, while you are still busy on thr couch reminiscing that the same guy hyunah's putting her ass up against is someone who gave you a black eye--"
"talk about being bitter.."bae playfully added and stick his tongue out.
"what?!? Me jealous?! Hell no! I'm happy i made it here..it's just that-----you know..." seungri looked at the tv that by now shows hyunah and hyunseung on the building roof top."man---this mv makes me want to fuck hyunah so bad---"
"what..."
The three men straightened up, hoping to warn the oblivious maknae that their and OVERLY JEALOUS lover finally stepped in the scene. But poor overly hormonally driven maknae continued his ranting with his head deeply face down on the couh.
"i mean, i know we get sexy moments on mv, but not like that and also during our last comeback we mostly just made sexy eyes to tr crowd and grind our bodies to one another and the term grind meant accidentally stepping on the wrong direction---" seungri played with the strings of the sofa blanket.
"so are you sayin there's something missing on our performances?" jiyong asked, leaning sidewardly on the wall. Seunghyun tried to clear his throat to catch the maknae's attention but failed.
"i mean it lack sex---"
"it lack sex??" jiyong's nerve twitched, bemused by how on earth can his lover still not recognize that he's the one talking already. "you want that? You basically want a performance with a skimpy wearing womab, grinding and pushing her ass against your crotch, then you would run your fingers against her inner thigh...grinding and smirking---"
"oh god..." seungri buckled his hips deep on the sofa..."and i wouldn't mind especially if its hyunah..."
"hyunah turns you on that much?" jiyong was now totally outraged but was still trying to control himself, he carefully walked towards ri.
"in that mv yes she's ho----" seungri finally looked up, his heart sunk and as if all of his blood went gushing out of his system. Jiyong was now bent down to have ther faces on same level. The twitch on jiyong's temple and firey eyes made the maknae straighten up. -oh shit when did he came here?!- he mentally cursed himself.
"morning hyung." seungri looked away and quickly turned the tv off.
"i'm going." jiyong turned away, grabbed his keys..."don't be late, we have a practice today!" he coldly gave out orders as he wears his jacket. Seungri tried to look at him but he obviously avoided his eyes.
"aren't you taking the ride with us to the studio ji?" bae asked.
"nope, i'm going somewhere. Start and finish the practice even without me." ji ordered and slammed the door behind him...
The three men awkwardly looked at one another before laying theur eyes on the guilt stricken maknae.
"how long has he been there?" seungri's heart felt like it stopped as he waits for a reply.
"let's see..." seunghyun teasingly placed his finger on his chin, pretending to be in deep thought. "ah, long enough to see you mentally fucking hyunah."
"shit." seungri slapped himself and fell face first on the couch.
Later durinf practice, jiyon obviously didn't show up.
"damn you really pissed ji off this time---he really didn't show up just to avoid yOu!" bae shook his head.
"man..." seungri wiggled in front of seunghyun and bae...the eldest was just leaning on the mirror, hands on his side. Seungri grabbed his forearms and shook it a little, "tell me hyung why on earth will jiyong hyung be mad?"
"who wouldn't be?! Ok i'll give you options...multiple choice pick one of the above," seunghyun closed his hands to a fist and stuck one finger out for each option.
"option a, he's mad cause up until now you're jealoused of hyunseung...
Option b, he's mad cause you just flat out said that there's something missing in our performances...
Option c, he's mad cause it appears you are unhappy with our concept and you think cube have something sluttier--i mean COOLER."
Bae heard the option c and chuckled with the older man.
"and option d?" seungri asked, seunghyun rolled his eyes for the maknae's ignorance---
"option d, he's mad cause his lover was mentally fucking hyunah...not only it is cheating at some degree but---to gawk over a woman is somehow...." seunghyun hesitated..."you know ji just came out right? And up until now it amazes us that he openly admits that he was the one who pursued you....that you're the 'bi' one in the relationship while he's all...gay over you." seunghyun explained with bae nodding.
"...." seungri just continued blankly staring at the two men.
Seunghyun felt frustration built up, wondering how can he really explain it to the naive maknae. Too frustrated in fact that he accidentally slammed his head against the mirror behind him. "OUCH!"
"hyung!" bae started massaging seunghyun's heas while they laugh together. "ri, what hyung is saying is...you totally made ji think he's not goos enough...that you like hyunah bettet than him."
"wait! I do get turned on by hyunah in thay mv but it doesn't mean i like her more than i do with jiyong hyung! I agreed to be his boyfriend.." seungri tried to defend himself. "he doesn't need to feel threatened with hyunah!"
"but..." bae started buckling in his words..."hyung back me up here.."
Seunghyun nodded, placed his hand over ri's shoulders. "look, have you two did something more than kiss?"
"huh?" seungri blushed, "n...n...nothing YET.he said he wants to wait until i'm comfortable and all..." ri stuttered, seunghyun sighed.
"see...that's what we were talking about...even if jiyong have you as his quote-unquote boyfriend...when he saw you drooling over hyunah...it made him feel he's not really what you want and he will never be good enough."
"HUH?!"seungri stepped back, his heart racing, "What are you talking about hyung?! I LOVE JIYONG HYUNG! it took us years before we realized that, and i really don't want anyone other than him. All i need is him and he should never doubt that! Why will he freak out just because of a stupid music video?!"
"because that music video made him see...that he IS A Man and the one you're drooling over is a WOMAN." seunghyun spoke slowly as if talking to a child.
"wait..." seungri thought carefully, and after a few more minutes finally the bolts in his head started running.
That's when he finally realized what the two were pointing at,he immediately covered his mouth..too shocked to realized that he just made jiyong doubt their relationship...
"i need to go and talk to hyung!" seungri took out his phone, surpised by a message from ji.
Sender: jiyong hyungヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ。。。。
Message:
Go home now, we need to talk. Leave the rest.
Seungri gulped, scared as a million of break up possibilities cam running through his head.
"i need to go." seungri bowed and quickly exited the practice area. He took the cab back to the dorm and ran as fast as he could, he even took three step at a time up in the stairs since the elevator was too long.
He just kept chanting," please don't break up with me" over and over again...
"hyung!" ji slammed the door open, only to be met by the dorm being eerily quiet..he can hear some shufflin movement in ji's bedroom. "ummm look, i'm sorry i didn't mean to make you feel bad or anythibf..look i'm just you know growing uo and i...it's the hormone's that is talking and not my brain and definitely not my heart..cause if you ask my heart, it'll say hyunah's just a slut--well a very sexy slut--and you're the one in it and i don't need boobs or you know whatever they have down there--" seungri blushed as he can't still say vagina or pussy without blushing, he carefully made his way to jiyong'a room and noticed that the door is slighlty open. He sighed and genlty pressed his fingers against the door, carefully openin it. "i mean i don't need a woman..i don't need anyone other than you, because you're the one i love hyung----" seungri blankly stares at his surrounding, processing the dimmed room, lit only by candles and then---"hyung...???"
Jiyong's player turned on..The mechanical shuffling sound eerily broke the silence
"what the?!" seungri jumped back...
The same unmistakably whistling from the song of troublemaker filled the room..
Seungri's throat turned dry...
Then slowly a slender finger came crawled against the side of jiyong's walk in closet...tapping with the mischievous rythm of the song...
Seungri's knees shook a little, it suddenly became hotter.
A milky leg slid out, revealing a red stilleto...seungri's eyes bolted wide open..he swallowed for he can swear his adam's apple just shot up to his mouth (if it's even anatomically possible)..
And when the music winded up, iy seems it was digitally edited to take away the voices..jiyon revealed himself, wearing long black wig, eyes with gray blue contacta, biting his lips and walking seductively towards his stunned boyfriend.
He playfully dragged his index finger tracing ri's hair line's on his boyfriend's forehead...making the younger one shiver. Then traced the nose then the lips..ri's closed his eyes as jiyong's slender fingrr ran through his neck...the hand rested on his collar bone.
Seungri's hand quickly pulled jiyong's hips nearly to him...
"i never really liked the idea of you fancying hyunah's looks..." jiyong bit the lower part of ri's earlobe, "but in the end....if that's what my boyfriend wants...who am i to take it away..." jiyong traced his red lips on ri's jaw line, his teeth genty gracing and scratching on the younger's skin.
Ri shivred and his spine felt like snapping, finally ji's lips landed on his lips...
But then jiyong stopped, leaned back and gave a confused look to his lover, "why...don't you like this?"
"baby i like it..i..i REALLY do like it." ri confessed leaning his head on ji's neck..his hand tracing circles on jiyong's back tattoo..
"then why was the kiss felt sloppy and confused?"jiyong pulled on the cloth that cover's ri's biceps.
"it's just that..." ri slowly pulled jiyong's wig off...
"yah! I had to endure the stylist noonas to stop laughing at me fir twenty minutes in order to get that fix!" jiyong touched his head, but quickly closed his eyrs, squinted his face as he felt ri's handkerchief taking his make up off..
"'mmmmm" jiyong's comlaints were silenced my ri's wiping..and finally stopped when ri was satisfied by how much make up he can wipe off (before scratching jiyong's face off). "what the fuck?! Two hours on the make up chair for nothing--" jiyong started enumerating how he had to through just to get hyunah's looks..
"oh really?" seungri smirked as he pulls jiyong's feet up, the older too busy to notice that his lover's just taken off his shoes, then slowly placed him on the bed.."then what?"
"then i had to go through 2ne1's wardrobe to get this silver dress---and begged the stylist to lend it to me.."
"oh..really?" ri lifts the dress, he laughed silently as jiyong igniranty lifted his arms..still unaware that he was now just wearing his black CK underwear---totally hyunah-less..totally just kwon jiyong...
Seungri enjoyed this for a moment his eyes saving jiyong's body---"this is more like it."
Jiyong finally stopped talking and that's when he realized his predicament and what just happened. He quickly covered his chest and blushed at how exposed he was, well at least seungri was kind enough not to strip his briefs off. "ya!! What have you done! What happened to thr hyunah illusion?!"
Seungri giggled, he ran his knuckles against jiyong's jaw...rubbing it genlty, making his lover close his eyes for a second and purr like a kitten. "i don't need those things hyung...what i need is you...only you.."
"but this morning.." jiyong pouted, tears starts to appear, "you were all over hyunah and hiw sexy she was...she's a woman..i don't have boobs or a vagina...what i have is----i mean i'm a man ri---you're growing up and i understand that your hormones are---"
Jiyong was cut off by seungri's lips, the way his lips scrunches up and pressed against ri was making hin melt...ri's lips was a little bit dry but tge way ut sent vibrations through him made jiyong forget what he waa even talking about...a whimper or two, a few buckles uo and down...breathing became a little bit labored..finally they stopped..jiyong slolwy opened his eyes, seeing ri's sweaty face and plumpy fresh kissed lips..
"hyung...you're the only thing i need...i love you..get it?"
Jiyong nodded, doubt and comorehension was finally shut up by ri's intense glare.
"good..." ri leaned to savor a few second of running his nose against ji's slightly sweaty jaw line before claiming ji's lips once more.
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lol and i just cut the ending where the party was about to get started ne!?!? >teaser writer me<....but lol sorry...
hmm please please comment, love reading them...and ahummm, now needs ot go back to studying or sleep then study...ah then later clerking..oh crap.
Genre: fluff, sexy, oneshot
rating: PG13 (language)
word count:3196
Author: lonerhoper
Introduction:
Seungri fancied the Troublemaker video by Hyunah/Hyunseung a little bit TOO much.
Title: Seungri's troublemaker
Genre: pg13
Pairing: gri (of course humhun)
summary:
Seungri liked the troublemaker music video too much that ihe accidentally compared it too much to his works, bigbang...and ultimately to his all male bf jiyong...
it would've been ok to talk about things like this with hyungs right? but not when your over jealous boyfriendcomes around and hears how you mentally humps not just anothe person but a woman. @_@ great ri...reallyy great.
please do comment... =)
a/n
so i was busy getting pissed off for my parents and my brothers debating who will drive me to the coffee shop...then troublemaker started playing and i grabbed my phone and typed this one shot...please enjoy!!
unbeta (as usual so sorry)
***sigh i hate being stuck with books...but laziness wins over**
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SeungRi's Troublemaker
7:30am, seungyun lazily rubs his palm against his eyes...not wanting to make everyone see his hangover...
*clank*
Seunghyun opens his eyes, a little blurry but the smell of coffee is enough to make his spinnug head go away. He looks up and was greeted with Dae bread filled cheeks.
"thanks~~~" he tried to mumble as dae slides the chair beside him.
"hyung need a french toast?" yougbae offered, proudly showing a plate flooded nearly over the edge with butter droolin to the side.
The two fell slightly taken aback, nit knowing how to react, dae unconsciously even placed his hand over his chest fearing that even just a look at this cholesterol filled mess will be enough to make one of his arteries burst.
"umm not being a prune or anything bae, but..." seunghyun fumbled with his words, hesitating and hoping not to offend a dongsaeng. "i don't think our trainers will be happy with that."
Dae raised his eyebrows in agreeance.
Bae pouted and gently tossed the greasy plate on the table. "it's not my fault, butter and bread's expiring soon...need to cook all of it." he puffed and shoved one slice and immediately spat one out. "ah too sweet!"
"we can make the trainees eat that...i mean give it to them, free breakfast!" dae suggested.
"or give it to bom, she'll eat it all in one go. Never underestimate her love affair with bread and butter." seunghyun beamed, winking and smirking.
"i'll get the tupperwares." bae stood up.
The sound of lazy foot step caught seunghyun's attention...soon enough a yawning seungri came from the beedroom hallway and enter the living room.
"coffee!" dae yelled at ri from the kitchen as he helps bae look for the tupperwares..
Ri just squinted his eyes and looked at seunghyun, who immediately pointed at premade cup on the table.
"all you have to is add hot water seunri-yah" dae'a voice was getting drowned by the clanging noise of numerous kitchen stuffs being taken out of the cabinets.
"thanks.." seungru grabs the coffee, placed half cold and half hot water before dropping himself on the couch and turned the tv on. He immediately switched the channel to mtv despitr seunghyun's grunt of disapproval. "sorry hyung i got the remote first---" seunngri smirked.
The next song came up, it started with a red stilleto wearing woman walking, no sound other than that of her shoes can be heard, slowly the camera pans out to reveal a white yet ghostly hallway, a man in marroon suit came to view passing by against the sultry white dress vixen.
...seungri's eyes flicked wide open and he immediately grabbed a nearly pillow.
--oh this will be good-- seunghyun thought as he turns and faced his dongsaeng with interest. His fingers taps on his green mug and his crossed long legs jerks along with the beat. Seunghyun's eye squinted to observe their maknae's eyes as a tinge of jealousy slowly picks uo. Bae and dae stepped near the tablr and started packing the sandwiches when seunghyun snapped his fingers, calling their attentionad pointed at seungri. Bae raised an eyebrow..
"oh" bae chuckled and paused to enjoy this scenario with interest.
The sound of an addictive rythmic whistle together with unmistakable seductive exhale..
Seungri bit the corner of the throw pillow, his fingers digging dip...
Daesung lowered his head, trying his best not to laugh and distract the engrossed maknae.
The mv started and hyunseung started singing...
The three older man had to agree, despite the fact that they enjoy to watch the maknae squirm, kick and wiggle like a worm out of complete jealousy---hyunseung and yunah's troublemaker mv is really catchy. Catchy enough that it made their little best friends down south twitch, especially on all the provocative shot and steps they made.
"aigoo---and they say yg's the risk takers--we should file a complaint." seungri yelped and kicked in the air..
"haha why do you even think you can actually grind like that to any of 2ne1?" seunghyun joked...
"like seriously, i won't mind grinding and you know---giving the sex appeal look...like why do we alwys have to do sex with the eyes?!? It's fun for the fans but---man, not for us! Oh my God he even touched yunah's inner thigh!!" seungri twisted on the couch falling sidewards.
"maknae you had strong baby, isn't that sexy enough for you?" bae rolled his eyes, obviously their maknae's adolescent hormones are the doing the talking and not his brains.
"we don't need that grinding and bumping, look at seunghyun hyng here---" dae pointed,
"what?!" seunghyun held his breath, listening carefully (slash, threatening dae to be hell careful on whatever he'll blab about)
"i mean" dae licked his suddenly dried lips, "i mean hyung here, i'm sure he made a lot of visual orgasm with just his eyes.." and seunghyun snorted coffee out of his nose; swearing to god he would've killed dae right at that moment but the compliment made up for it. "with just hyung's eyes i bet a lot of girls already felt turn on or worse mentally feel they mothered hyung's baby--"
*toinks*
"ouch!" dae massages his head and looked around to see one of jiyong's infamously abused stress balls bouncing on the floor after hitting his head.
"stop it." seunghyun glared, but the deep red hue on his face was undeniable.
Bae just chuckled, "look ri, i'm sure next time you can go and ask hyunsuk hyung to give you your own version of troublemaker---"
"aaah!!! Damn hyunah's hot! Hyunseung doesn't deserve that!" seungri threw the pillow on the tv.
The three older just shook their head.
"you hate hyunseung don't you?!" seunghyn took the least greasy toast and started munching on it.
"i don't hate him..." seungri said in a matter if factly tone, hugging himself, he pouted as his eyres obviously threw mental darts on the former bigbang member. "i just don't think the sexy concept with hyunah fits him."
"woosh," seunghyun waves his hands,seeing through the bluff, "you just feel jealoud that he got to dance and grind agaisnt hyunah, make visual sex with her, while you are still busy on thr couch reminiscing that the same guy hyunah's putting her ass up against is someone who gave you a black eye--"
"talk about being bitter.."bae playfully added and stick his tongue out.
"what?!? Me jealous?! Hell no! I'm happy i made it here..it's just that-----you know..." seungri looked at the tv that by now shows hyunah and hyunseung on the building roof top."man---this mv makes me want to fuck hyunah so bad---"
"what..."
The three men straightened up, hoping to warn the oblivious maknae that their and OVERLY JEALOUS lover finally stepped in the scene. But poor overly hormonally driven maknae continued his ranting with his head deeply face down on the couh.
"i mean, i know we get sexy moments on mv, but not like that and also during our last comeback we mostly just made sexy eyes to tr crowd and grind our bodies to one another and the term grind meant accidentally stepping on the wrong direction---" seungri played with the strings of the sofa blanket.
"so are you sayin there's something missing on our performances?" jiyong asked, leaning sidewardly on the wall. Seunghyun tried to clear his throat to catch the maknae's attention but failed.
"i mean it lack sex---"
"it lack sex??" jiyong's nerve twitched, bemused by how on earth can his lover still not recognize that he's the one talking already. "you want that? You basically want a performance with a skimpy wearing womab, grinding and pushing her ass against your crotch, then you would run your fingers against her inner thigh...grinding and smirking---"
"oh god..." seungri buckled his hips deep on the sofa..."and i wouldn't mind especially if its hyunah..."
"hyunah turns you on that much?" jiyong was now totally outraged but was still trying to control himself, he carefully walked towards ri.
"in that mv yes she's ho----" seungri finally looked up, his heart sunk and as if all of his blood went gushing out of his system. Jiyong was now bent down to have ther faces on same level. The twitch on jiyong's temple and firey eyes made the maknae straighten up. -oh shit when did he came here?!- he mentally cursed himself.
"morning hyung." seungri looked away and quickly turned the tv off.
"i'm going." jiyong turned away, grabbed his keys..."don't be late, we have a practice today!" he coldly gave out orders as he wears his jacket. Seungri tried to look at him but he obviously avoided his eyes.
"aren't you taking the ride with us to the studio ji?" bae asked.
"nope, i'm going somewhere. Start and finish the practice even without me." ji ordered and slammed the door behind him...
The three men awkwardly looked at one another before laying theur eyes on the guilt stricken maknae.
"how long has he been there?" seungri's heart felt like it stopped as he waits for a reply.
"let's see..." seunghyun teasingly placed his finger on his chin, pretending to be in deep thought. "ah, long enough to see you mentally fucking hyunah."
"shit." seungri slapped himself and fell face first on the couch.
Later durinf practice, jiyon obviously didn't show up.
"damn you really pissed ji off this time---he really didn't show up just to avoid yOu!" bae shook his head.
"man..." seungri wiggled in front of seunghyun and bae...the eldest was just leaning on the mirror, hands on his side. Seungri grabbed his forearms and shook it a little, "tell me hyung why on earth will jiyong hyung be mad?"
"who wouldn't be?! Ok i'll give you options...multiple choice pick one of the above," seunghyun closed his hands to a fist and stuck one finger out for each option.
"option a, he's mad cause up until now you're jealoused of hyunseung...
Option b, he's mad cause you just flat out said that there's something missing in our performances...
Option c, he's mad cause it appears you are unhappy with our concept and you think cube have something sluttier--i mean COOLER."
Bae heard the option c and chuckled with the older man.
"and option d?" seungri asked, seunghyun rolled his eyes for the maknae's ignorance---
"option d, he's mad cause his lover was mentally fucking hyunah...not only it is cheating at some degree but---to gawk over a woman is somehow...." seunghyun hesitated..."you know ji just came out right? And up until now it amazes us that he openly admits that he was the one who pursued you....that you're the 'bi' one in the relationship while he's all...gay over you." seunghyun explained with bae nodding.
"...." seungri just continued blankly staring at the two men.
Seunghyun felt frustration built up, wondering how can he really explain it to the naive maknae. Too frustrated in fact that he accidentally slammed his head against the mirror behind him. "OUCH!"
"hyung!" bae started massaging seunghyun's heas while they laugh together. "ri, what hyung is saying is...you totally made ji think he's not goos enough...that you like hyunah bettet than him."
"wait! I do get turned on by hyunah in thay mv but it doesn't mean i like her more than i do with jiyong hyung! I agreed to be his boyfriend.." seungri tried to defend himself. "he doesn't need to feel threatened with hyunah!"
"but..." bae started buckling in his words..."hyung back me up here.."
Seunghyun nodded, placed his hand over ri's shoulders. "look, have you two did something more than kiss?"
"huh?" seungri blushed, "n...n...nothing YET.he said he wants to wait until i'm comfortable and all..." ri stuttered, seunghyun sighed.
"see...that's what we were talking about...even if jiyong have you as his quote-unquote boyfriend...when he saw you drooling over hyunah...it made him feel he's not really what you want and he will never be good enough."
"HUH?!"seungri stepped back, his heart racing, "What are you talking about hyung?! I LOVE JIYONG HYUNG! it took us years before we realized that, and i really don't want anyone other than him. All i need is him and he should never doubt that! Why will he freak out just because of a stupid music video?!"
"because that music video made him see...that he IS A Man and the one you're drooling over is a WOMAN." seunghyun spoke slowly as if talking to a child.
"wait..." seungri thought carefully, and after a few more minutes finally the bolts in his head started running.
That's when he finally realized what the two were pointing at,he immediately covered his mouth..too shocked to realized that he just made jiyong doubt their relationship...
"i need to go and talk to hyung!" seungri took out his phone, surpised by a message from ji.
Sender: jiyong hyungヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ。。。。
Message:
Go home now, we need to talk. Leave the rest.
Seungri gulped, scared as a million of break up possibilities cam running through his head.
"i need to go." seungri bowed and quickly exited the practice area. He took the cab back to the dorm and ran as fast as he could, he even took three step at a time up in the stairs since the elevator was too long.
He just kept chanting," please don't break up with me" over and over again...
"hyung!" ji slammed the door open, only to be met by the dorm being eerily quiet..he can hear some shufflin movement in ji's bedroom. "ummm look, i'm sorry i didn't mean to make you feel bad or anythibf..look i'm just you know growing uo and i...it's the hormone's that is talking and not my brain and definitely not my heart..cause if you ask my heart, it'll say hyunah's just a slut--well a very sexy slut--and you're the one in it and i don't need boobs or you know whatever they have down there--" seungri blushed as he can't still say vagina or pussy without blushing, he carefully made his way to jiyong'a room and noticed that the door is slighlty open. He sighed and genlty pressed his fingers against the door, carefully openin it. "i mean i don't need a woman..i don't need anyone other than you, because you're the one i love hyung----" seungri blankly stares at his surrounding, processing the dimmed room, lit only by candles and then---"hyung...???"
Jiyong's player turned on..The mechanical shuffling sound eerily broke the silence
"what the?!" seungri jumped back...
The same unmistakably whistling from the song of troublemaker filled the room..
Seungri's throat turned dry...
Then slowly a slender finger came crawled against the side of jiyong's walk in closet...tapping with the mischievous rythm of the song...
Seungri's knees shook a little, it suddenly became hotter.
A milky leg slid out, revealing a red stilleto...seungri's eyes bolted wide open..he swallowed for he can swear his adam's apple just shot up to his mouth (if it's even anatomically possible)..
And when the music winded up, iy seems it was digitally edited to take away the voices..jiyon revealed himself, wearing long black wig, eyes with gray blue contacta, biting his lips and walking seductively towards his stunned boyfriend.
He playfully dragged his index finger tracing ri's hair line's on his boyfriend's forehead...making the younger one shiver. Then traced the nose then the lips..ri's closed his eyes as jiyong's slender fingrr ran through his neck...the hand rested on his collar bone.
Seungri's hand quickly pulled jiyong's hips nearly to him...
"i never really liked the idea of you fancying hyunah's looks..." jiyong bit the lower part of ri's earlobe, "but in the end....if that's what my boyfriend wants...who am i to take it away..." jiyong traced his red lips on ri's jaw line, his teeth genty gracing and scratching on the younger's skin.
Ri shivred and his spine felt like snapping, finally ji's lips landed on his lips...
But then jiyong stopped, leaned back and gave a confused look to his lover, "why...don't you like this?"
"baby i like it..i..i REALLY do like it." ri confessed leaning his head on ji's neck..his hand tracing circles on jiyong's back tattoo..
"then why was the kiss felt sloppy and confused?"jiyong pulled on the cloth that cover's ri's biceps.
"it's just that..." ri slowly pulled jiyong's wig off...
"yah! I had to endure the stylist noonas to stop laughing at me fir twenty minutes in order to get that fix!" jiyong touched his head, but quickly closed his eyrs, squinted his face as he felt ri's handkerchief taking his make up off..
"'mmmmm" jiyong's comlaints were silenced my ri's wiping..and finally stopped when ri was satisfied by how much make up he can wipe off (before scratching jiyong's face off). "what the fuck?! Two hours on the make up chair for nothing--" jiyong started enumerating how he had to through just to get hyunah's looks..
"oh really?" seungri smirked as he pulls jiyong's feet up, the older too busy to notice that his lover's just taken off his shoes, then slowly placed him on the bed.."then what?"
"then i had to go through 2ne1's wardrobe to get this silver dress---and begged the stylist to lend it to me.."
"oh..really?" ri lifts the dress, he laughed silently as jiyong igniranty lifted his arms..still unaware that he was now just wearing his black CK underwear---totally hyunah-less..totally just kwon jiyong...
Seungri enjoyed this for a moment his eyes saving jiyong's body---"this is more like it."
Jiyong finally stopped talking and that's when he realized his predicament and what just happened. He quickly covered his chest and blushed at how exposed he was, well at least seungri was kind enough not to strip his briefs off. "ya!! What have you done! What happened to thr hyunah illusion?!"
Seungri giggled, he ran his knuckles against jiyong's jaw...rubbing it genlty, making his lover close his eyes for a second and purr like a kitten. "i don't need those things hyung...what i need is you...only you.."
"but this morning.." jiyong pouted, tears starts to appear, "you were all over hyunah and hiw sexy she was...she's a woman..i don't have boobs or a vagina...what i have is----i mean i'm a man ri---you're growing up and i understand that your hormones are---"
Jiyong was cut off by seungri's lips, the way his lips scrunches up and pressed against ri was making hin melt...ri's lips was a little bit dry but tge way ut sent vibrations through him made jiyong forget what he waa even talking about...a whimper or two, a few buckles uo and down...breathing became a little bit labored..finally they stopped..jiyong slolwy opened his eyes, seeing ri's sweaty face and plumpy fresh kissed lips..
"hyung...you're the only thing i need...i love you..get it?"
Jiyong nodded, doubt and comorehension was finally shut up by ri's intense glare.
"good..." ri leaned to savor a few second of running his nose against ji's slightly sweaty jaw line before claiming ji's lips once more.
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lol and i just cut the ending where the party was about to get started ne!?!? >teaser writer me<....but lol sorry...
hmm please please comment, love reading them...and ahummm, now needs ot go back to studying or sleep then study...ah then later clerking..oh crap.