Jul 14, 2005 15:00
Have any of you guys even noticed that really big cemeteries usually have a golf course within a half a mile radius? Is it for when them-old bastards are done fuckin around with their 18 holes of boredom they can go off and walk 100 yards to find a grave that they can plunge into? I think so. Hell, easy clean up, instead of peeling them off a hospital bed. Give them a free game of golf and a burial plot.
Our society is in for a treat when I become president.
Today I hate: Umbrellas- I hate that fuckin' word.