Apparently I'm revewing Trauma Center 2
I've came down with Dragon Buffet sickness. I get sick everytime i eat there but i always go back because i fucking love FRIED BREAD NIGGGGGGA!
Trauma center is going okay. I don't like the difficulty curve on some of the missions. On all the intense surgeries i either get an S rank or failure, nothing ever in between. It's like something i do over the span of 5 seconds turns me from Derek Stiles, Ace Surgeon, to, Fred Fucking Flintstone doing brain surgery with an erection (skull fucking?). And I know it's pointless to bitch about realism in a game where all surgeries are less than 5 minutes, but i really really like the normal surgeries way better than the over the top medical science fiction surgeries. I just find removing a bullet out of some Africans heart more fun than having to do Christian Magic to stop time and shoot a "disease" with a lazer.
I think that's why Ace Attorney is a good game. As twisted, nonsensical, and over the top the cases are, you're still just practicing law at a basic level. You're not trying to keep space invaders from kidnapping your witnesses, and you're sure as hell not freezing time with magics so you can flip through your case file real quick and press the right testimony.
Also, trauma center talks way to much. Even to the point that some missions DON'T HAVE ANY SURGERY AT ALL! Unless my blonde assistant in the gothic nurses outfit is naked, i really don't give a shit WHY i'm doing surgery. The Games called Trauma Center, that's your whole set up. Put me in an ER in the Bronx and i'll sew up knife wounds all day. If you still feel the need to put in little mini games, have me trying to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes before my break ends and i get back to more surgery. That game would be awesome.
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Joey is getting sick and thus he's being making his EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH noise all day. It grates on your nerves. He's lucky he's cute though, had he been born with red hair or freckles he might not have ever learned what the outside of a closet looks like.
Parenting is fun.
I'm going to go piss out my butt now. Yay Dragon Buffet!
Edit: I forgot to mention, WHAT THE FUCK SNOW?!?! It was sleeting like a mother fucker on my way to work. Now i'm hearing we're going to get 3 inches of snow? It's fucking April!
God, you're a douche bag.
Trauma center is going okay. I don't like the difficulty curve on some of the missions. On all the intense surgeries i either get an S rank or failure, nothing ever in between. It's like something i do over the span of 5 seconds turns me from Derek Stiles, Ace Surgeon, to, Fred Fucking Flintstone doing brain surgery with an erection (skull fucking?). And I know it's pointless to bitch about realism in a game where all surgeries are less than 5 minutes, but i really really like the normal surgeries way better than the over the top medical science fiction surgeries. I just find removing a bullet out of some Africans heart more fun than having to do Christian Magic to stop time and shoot a "disease" with a lazer.
I think that's why Ace Attorney is a good game. As twisted, nonsensical, and over the top the cases are, you're still just practicing law at a basic level. You're not trying to keep space invaders from kidnapping your witnesses, and you're sure as hell not freezing time with magics so you can flip through your case file real quick and press the right testimony.
Also, trauma center talks way to much. Even to the point that some missions DON'T HAVE ANY SURGERY AT ALL! Unless my blonde assistant in the gothic nurses outfit is naked, i really don't give a shit WHY i'm doing surgery. The Games called Trauma Center, that's your whole set up. Put me in an ER in the Bronx and i'll sew up knife wounds all day. If you still feel the need to put in little mini games, have me trying to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes before my break ends and i get back to more surgery. That game would be awesome.
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Joey is getting sick and thus he's being making his EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH noise all day. It grates on your nerves. He's lucky he's cute though, had he been born with red hair or freckles he might not have ever learned what the outside of a closet looks like.
Parenting is fun.
I'm going to go piss out my butt now. Yay Dragon Buffet!
Edit: I forgot to mention, WHAT THE FUCK SNOW?!?! It was sleeting like a mother fucker on my way to work. Now i'm hearing we're going to get 3 inches of snow? It's fucking April!
God, you're a douche bag.