America, sometimes it redeems itself.

Jan 05, 2009 23:13

Typically i'm very anti commercialism, but i must say i saw the best commercial break ever.

First off. Have you heard of the....ANGRY WHOPPER!?!?!?

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ANGRY ONIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

This isn't the commercial i saw, obviously, this is the one for deutsche land. The commercial i saw involved a farmer being very mean to an onion. I couldn't find that video though. Anyways.
This is the best marketing ever.

It's the fucking, ANGRY WHOPPER!

I don't even think it looks good, and i don't like jalapenos, but i'm gonna go get one. And i'm gonna be angry when i order one, so maybe i'll get some angry spit on my ANGRY WHOPPER!

Seriously though, i think mixing anger with food is such a ludicrous idea that it makes it brilliant.

I'M GONNA GO TAKE AN ANGRY SHIT AFTER I EAT MY ANGRY WHOPPER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANGER!

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I think it's known that my favorite horror movie is Event Horizon.
But my favorite horror movie when i was a kid was My Bloody Valentine.
It was basically a crazy ass miner who goes around killing and decapitating people.

well

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My Bloody Valentine 3D!!!

It looks like a remake though, which is a bummer. But it's a movie that i thought would be lost in obscurity. Oh well. As long as the scene where the dad is looking for his daughter in a laundromat and he opens up a dryer and her head rolls out is still in there, i'll be a happy camper.

So yeah, best commercial break ever.

america

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