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[xandman]

I'd dropped Anya off at the Magic Box after we'd gotten a bite to eat. She had said something about doing inventory. I knew that meant that I was to leave her in peace to count her valuable things. Once I'd tried to help and ended up breaking a fertility god statue. She'd refused to have sex with me for a week, afraid she'd get pregnant. Not

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[evil_and_skanky]

I'd been taking a little walk while my girl did some more of her magicks. I don't know what she was working on, but it was something she didn't want to be distracted from. I pouted. She never wanted to have fun. Work work work. And me being all wound up like a jack in the box with no one letting me pop. Wanted fun

[xandman]

"Wills?" I asked, frowning down at the redhead pressing herself up against me. "What the...woah..woah!"

I felt the heat travel up my neck and into my face as I pulled away from her. "Not that I don't enjoy the greeting, but I really think that I might enjoy it too much if you don't stop."

She was looking at me so intensely that I found myself shifting on my feet. "Where's Tara?"

[evil_and_skanky]

"Tara? Who's that?" I asked, stepping towards him again, my hands traveling up his chest. Pout. Why was he being all growly and avoidy? I just wanted to play...
I tilted my head, looking up at my mean bear. Smelled it then. Didn't before 'cause I was all excited... my Xander, what happened to him?

"You're alive." I accused. This was ew.

[xandman]

"Yeah, last time I checked. What are you..."

I stopped then mid sentence realizing that this wasn't Wills. Not my Wills anyway.

Shit.

I took a step back from her. "I mean alive? No, I'm dead as a doornail. See?"

Then I did the only thing any self respecting man would do. I ran.

[evil_and_skanky]

Hey! That was cheating. Stupid human Xander. I wanted my Xander? That one was boring. And a very bad boy, running off before I even got to play with him. I love a chase, but right now I had stuff to do. This world is weird. Still need minions.

Leaving now.