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Oct 08, 2005 03:19

asmism rules

official webster definition of "asmism"

asmism - the act of attaching asm to the ends of words to make a comical reference to orgasm. common examples include 'worktasm' and 'sleeptasm.' An interesting point to note on this fast growing trend is that the 'asm' added to end of words has no actual function other then to sound 'hip.'

P.S. Look on anything you own in your bathroom or kitchen. The package almost guaranteedly says or said before you threw it away 'keep out of reach of children.' kids these days arent allowed to play with anything fun. i mean, cmon, go to the park or something and you will see kids everywhere. who is going to miss the 5 that die from ingesting a bottle of hair gel or choking on an over baster. seriously, those type of kids are better off dead. on the other hand, we need people on the low end to add more points to the curve for tests and to make us look smarter. long live the idiots...just stop voting for bush already.

im such a douche.

happy day b4 your bday baby!!
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