☆001: the King of Awesome Has Arrived!
This thing working? 'Haven't done this kinda diary thingy before...
Yo! I know I know, I bet all of you are absolutely speechless just looking at a guy like me. What can I say? I know how to make an entrance, heheheheh! I'm Bowser, King of the Koopas, and the Meanest Meanie in the Mushroom Kingdom! I'm so bad, if anyone even mentions my name everybody goes into a frenzy and wets their pants!
Well, it looks like this place isn't the Mushroom Kingdom, which stinks. Some of the weirdos here call it the "Grand Line" or something and it's made up of a ton of different islands. Unfortunately, I'm on the Stupid Island of Lame. It's freezing here, there's no lava, and the trees here only grow cookies and candy. There's no meat! What's up with THAT?? I'm gonna go nuts over here if I don't find anything smothered in BBQ sauce on a plate with some chips!!
Man, I miss my castle. And my airship. And my personal chefs. Worst Island EVER.
Yo! I know I know, I bet all of you are absolutely speechless just looking at a guy like me. What can I say? I know how to make an entrance, heheheheh! I'm Bowser, King of the Koopas, and the Meanest Meanie in the Mushroom Kingdom! I'm so bad, if anyone even mentions my name everybody goes into a frenzy and wets their pants!
Well, it looks like this place isn't the Mushroom Kingdom, which stinks. Some of the weirdos here call it the "Grand Line" or something and it's made up of a ton of different islands. Unfortunately, I'm on the Stupid Island of Lame. It's freezing here, there's no lava, and the trees here only grow cookies and candy. There's no meat! What's up with THAT?? I'm gonna go nuts over here if I don't find anything smothered in BBQ sauce on a plate with some chips!!
Man, I miss my castle. And my airship. And my personal chefs. Worst Island EVER.