Feb 09, 2010 00:17
It wasn't the fact that Gunn was just a thief or anything. It's just that he was hungry. And broke.
Mostly hungry though.
So when the hunger pangs struck at the local Quick Stop, Gunn looked around the convenience store and proceed to put a five finger discount on the Hostess snack cake known as "Ding Dongs."
And no it wasn't for the chocolate coating or the devil's food cake. It was all about the creamy center.
So between Gunn's hunger pains and the thoughts about a delicious creamy center, he didn't notice that a certain member of the Fandom Police Department had arrived and was now shoving a DC-15 Rifle in his face.
"You've got to be kidding me," Gunn grumbled and rolled his eyes as he he assumed the position. "You're arresting me for a Ding Dong?"
Ralph however wasn't much for talking. In fact he was more enthused about finally getting to arrest someone.
"Hey man," Gunn shouted at the clerk as he was pulled out the door. "You watching this? Police brutality man. And what the fuck is up with the armor?"
The clerk (Who wasn't supposed to be there today) ignored the whole scene and settled down behind the counter so he could go back to reading porn.
Ann arrest going on in his store? The clerk had seen stranger stuff.
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