Mar 07, 2005 10:26
Girl walks in to confession and heres what happens...
PRIEST:WHAT IS YOUR SIN CHILD?
GIRL:I CONFESS FATHER I CALLED A MAN A SON-OF-A-BITCH...
PRIEST:WHY?
GIRL:FATHER HE TOUCHED ME...
PRIEST:LIKE THIS?????
GIRL:YES!!!
PRIEST:BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO CALL A MAN A SON-OF-A-BITCH
GIRL:YES BUT THEN HE STRIPPED ME NAKED....
PRIEST:LIKE THIS????
GIRL:YES!!!!
PRIEST:BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO CALL A MAN A SON-OF-A-BITCH
GIRL:YES BUT THEN HE HAD SEX WITH ME....
PRIEST:LIKE THIS????
GIRL:BUT FATHER HE HAD GENITLE HERPEES!!!
PRIEST:THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH
Verdict? did you laugh? if so, then i've done my job.
~David