My Letter To The Big Fat Guy
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I didn't flush (-1 points). In September billywig2 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dragon_sparky69's purse (30 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Sale (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (299 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
bigbadbruce