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FIRST REVIEW OF BURGER KING'S XBOX360 GAMES
BIG BUMPIN'
According to Christains, every time you swear, a Christian loses faith. But since I'm Catholic, I can happily (Or unhapily, in this case) tell you that this game makes me want to beat the shit out of whomever made this god-damned piece of bullshit! Oh! Four down, two-billion, nine-hundred ninety-nine million, nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-nine more to go! Bonus Points for saying saying god-damned instead of just damned! Nothing against God or Jesus, but I read GameRevolution everyday, and that first sentence just gave me the idea for my opening paragraph to this abysmal excuse for a game!
If you're kinda confused about this game, and that excuse is only valid towards either people who haven't watched TV, gone on the internet, or (god-forbid) actually went outside in the daylight, let me explain: Big Bumpin' is a game about racing Bumper Cars around and.... BUMP PEOPLE, I GUESS... I'm not too sure if that's the case with this game, because the game didn't exactly explain to me what the fuck I'm supposed to do! I do know that there's some kind of retarted Hockey Game. And yes, that part of the game doesn't work that well.
Thing is, if you completely neglect the instruction manual for later when you're bored or something, you'll be completely in the dark while walking through Jaws-similar Shark-infested waters. The only indication of what you're doing, apparently, is indicated with one of Burger King's snappy dialog snippets when you buy their food. That alone is usually a deciding-factor when I'm figuring out what I want for lunch on a Saturday Afternoon with almost no homework. Then again, those saying are pretty humorous in a sort of smartass kind of way. The sayings in the game are supposed to tell me about the game I'm playing, and tell me they don't..... that just didn't sound right...
And here's another thing: When is Racing Bumper cars a 'last man standing' affair? And when is there trap doors on Bumper Car tracks? And since when does a guy dressed with a robe (like the KING) allowed on the track altogether? Usually capes, like the one the Burger King wears, could catch under the Bumper Car and.... something bad would happen...
Supposedly, this game takes place in a Amusement Park, but apparently, this place only have Bumper Car tracks and a roller coaster or two. They all look exacly alike, too, so they're all the same. This takes away all the challenge from the game, and leaves you with an easily beaten tournament modes, except for the especially hard parts, where it seems just too unfair.
Overal, the game is basically the bastard child of Fusion Frenzy. If you really want to buy one of these games, do yourself a favor and do not choose this game!
BIG BUMPIN'
According to Christains, every time you swear, a Christian loses faith. But since I'm Catholic, I can happily (Or unhapily, in this case) tell you that this game makes me want to beat the shit out of whomever made this god-damned piece of bullshit! Oh! Four down, two-billion, nine-hundred ninety-nine million, nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-nine more to go! Bonus Points for saying saying god-damned instead of just damned! Nothing against God or Jesus, but I read GameRevolution everyday, and that first sentence just gave me the idea for my opening paragraph to this abysmal excuse for a game!
If you're kinda confused about this game, and that excuse is only valid towards either people who haven't watched TV, gone on the internet, or (god-forbid) actually went outside in the daylight, let me explain: Big Bumpin' is a game about racing Bumper Cars around and.... BUMP PEOPLE, I GUESS... I'm not too sure if that's the case with this game, because the game didn't exactly explain to me what the fuck I'm supposed to do! I do know that there's some kind of retarted Hockey Game. And yes, that part of the game doesn't work that well.
Thing is, if you completely neglect the instruction manual for later when you're bored or something, you'll be completely in the dark while walking through Jaws-similar Shark-infested waters. The only indication of what you're doing, apparently, is indicated with one of Burger King's snappy dialog snippets when you buy their food. That alone is usually a deciding-factor when I'm figuring out what I want for lunch on a Saturday Afternoon with almost no homework. Then again, those saying are pretty humorous in a sort of smartass kind of way. The sayings in the game are supposed to tell me about the game I'm playing, and tell me they don't..... that just didn't sound right...
And here's another thing: When is Racing Bumper cars a 'last man standing' affair? And when is there trap doors on Bumper Car tracks? And since when does a guy dressed with a robe (like the KING) allowed on the track altogether? Usually capes, like the one the Burger King wears, could catch under the Bumper Car and.... something bad would happen...
Supposedly, this game takes place in a Amusement Park, but apparently, this place only have Bumper Car tracks and a roller coaster or two. They all look exacly alike, too, so they're all the same. This takes away all the challenge from the game, and leaves you with an easily beaten tournament modes, except for the especially hard parts, where it seems just too unfair.
Overal, the game is basically the bastard child of Fusion Frenzy. If you really want to buy one of these games, do yourself a favor and do not choose this game!