I'm tired of these motherfucking zomibes in this motherfucking mall!
Man, is Snakes on a Plane getting good reviews. I wanted to go see it yesterday, but my dad swears that its a movie that's only a 'rental', despite all the good reviews it's getting. I guess that means I'll have to sneak out of the house and go and see it, even if I'll have to steal my dad's ID. Seriously, no one ever actually checks those! If they had, not as many kids would be able to drink.
But that didn't stop me from getting Dead Rising, a game where it's possible to disembowel a zombie's intestines, or chop them in half using a chainsaw. Awesome. Samuel Jackson awesome.