Heres a joke haha
Its almost five I really need to go to bed but, before I do I'll leave you with this funny joke/story...w/e lol.
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So there is a woman, just your average everyday lady. And oneday she comes across a jeanie. Now the jeanie of course gives her three wishes. SO her first wish was...Can you make my house big and beautiful. BAM shes got a big and beautiful house. Her second wish was....ooo I wanna be young and goregous. BAM...shes young and goregous. Her last wish was...You see my old faithful cat there...I want you to make him into a young handsome man. BAM He is a young and hansome man. So then she says....Oh Ive got everything I have ever wanted...now I want you to take me upstairs and make mad passionte love to me. And the man looks at her and says..."Ugh You should of thought about that before you got me fixed".
the moral of the story....I thought it was funny, pretty random but hey so are you. :)
whats even more funnier is where I got this joke from...HAHAHAHAHA Im not telling you!!.
gnite barnuckle heads.
Random: Should I bring my mom with me to orientation? lol, heck I dont even know what to bring...ugh 3 hours...I may die.
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So there is a woman, just your average everyday lady. And oneday she comes across a jeanie. Now the jeanie of course gives her three wishes. SO her first wish was...Can you make my house big and beautiful. BAM shes got a big and beautiful house. Her second wish was....ooo I wanna be young and goregous. BAM...shes young and goregous. Her last wish was...You see my old faithful cat there...I want you to make him into a young handsome man. BAM He is a young and hansome man. So then she says....Oh Ive got everything I have ever wanted...now I want you to take me upstairs and make mad passionte love to me. And the man looks at her and says..."Ugh You should of thought about that before you got me fixed".
the moral of the story....I thought it was funny, pretty random but hey so are you. :)
whats even more funnier is where I got this joke from...HAHAHAHAHA Im not telling you!!.
gnite barnuckle heads.
Random: Should I bring my mom with me to orientation? lol, heck I dont even know what to bring...ugh 3 hours...I may die.