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Nov 20, 2006 11:22



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March jtrobot and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I helped egon010 across the street (6 points). In August I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I helped gldnramrod hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been nice (407 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!

Sincerely,
bigarbuckle


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I helped gldnramrod across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for froggie_girlkel (-10 points). Last Tuesday jtrobot and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I pulled over and changed nitzromy's flat tire (15 points). In May I helped rotag42 see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (30 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
bigarbuckle


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I put money in gldnramrod's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I donated bone marrow to keyblur187 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed fuzein's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for noelle19 (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (313 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
bigarbuckle


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I pushed captainhandsome in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I pulled spitfiresnc's hair (-5 points). In November I turned gldnramrod in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I set zeppelin54's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-57 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
bigarbuckle

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