Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March
jtrobot and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I helped
egon010 across the street (6 points). In August I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I helped
gldnramrod hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (407 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!
Sincerely,
bigarbuckle
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I helped
gldnramrod across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for
froggie_girlkel (-10 points). Last Tuesday
jtrobot and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I pulled over and changed
nitzromy's flat tire (15 points). In May I helped
rotag42 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (30 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
bigarbuckle
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I put money in
gldnramrod's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I donated bone marrow to
keyblur187 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed
fuzein's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for
noelle19 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (313 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
bigarbuckle
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I pushed
captainhandsome in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I pulled
spitfiresnc's hair (-5 points). In November I turned
gldnramrod in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I set
zeppelin54's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-57 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
bigarbuckle