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by limitedbythesky
bigarbuckle's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 4% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 05:19:34 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 10:02:17 PM
Alco Money! : $ 417
Guests of Honour
noelle19 is an unfortunate Atheist who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. noelle19 drank 4 Cosmopolitans.
fluffy109 is a good-natured Agnostic. fluffy109 drank 6 Poteens, 1 White Wine.
9only9so9dark9 is a resentful Fundementalist Christian. 9only9so9dark9 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
zeppelin54 is a vivacious Hindu. zeppelin54 drank 12 Vodkas, 4 Pernods, 2 Everclears, 1 Cider.
polyurethane424 is a hateful Liberal Christian and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. polyurethane424 drank 2 Sambuccas.
mrpaulie is a happy-go-lucky Atheist. mrpaulie drank 7 Sambuccas, 2 Mescals.
bigarbuckle is a cheery Wiccan and a newbie boozer. bigarbuckle drank 6 Poteens, 2 Tequilas.
feyprincess is an overwrought Liberal Christian. feyprincess drank 1 Irish Cream.
demonakitty is a bitter Hindu who smells like a cross between a love hungry polar bear and a seaping arsehole. demonakitty drank 14 Goldschlagers.
littlemusicgeek is a graceful Atheist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. littlemusicgeek drank 7 Everclears, 1 Tequila.
spitfiresnc is a repugnant Taoist who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. spitfiresnc decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rotag42 is a repugnant Fundementalist Christian who was voted the 'Most Boring Wench This Side of Suicide' in 2005. rotag42 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
froggie_girlkel is a repulsive Liberal Christian and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. froggie_girlkel decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
ec_dweezil is an easy-going Hindu. ec_dweezil drank 20 Goldschlagers.
morwennaf is a bummed out Atheist. morwennaf drank 14 White Wines, 2 Mint Juleps, 3 Cosmopolitans.
Sick!
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for zeppelin54, mrpaulie, bigarbuckle, demonakitty, littlemusicgeek, ec_dweezil, morwennaf they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights
9only9so9dark9 was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of bigarbuckle at a party hosted by someone known only as bigarbuckle. bigarbuckle was burnt at the stake at bigarbuckle's home sometime around 08:58:29 PM.
As per usual noelle19 was the first person to pass out in the party - 9only9so9dark9 tried to captalise on this by flogging the alcoholic to near-death with the King James Version. noelle19 is currently making a steady recovery in hospital.
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that rotag42 and ec_dweezil will be announcing rotag42's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
Oh ec_dweezil! You make Alex Higgins look dry! You sultry fellow thou!
Random Events
zeppelin54 accused demonakitty of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.
littlemusicgeek broke into bigarbuckle's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of littlemusicgeek's earring collection.
littlemusicgeek broke into bigarbuckle's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of littlemusicgeek's earring collection.
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