Come on in! to the longest entry EVER!
Brothers and Sisters! Welcome to the Freak Parade- don't be afrad to join up! Become a foot soldier for the cause.... even though I'm not quite sure what the "cause" actually is.... But now that I got that out of the system, anyone want to lend me 150 bucks? Brad Paisley's coming to Manchester, New Hampshire. Its pretty sad, nobody actually comes all the way up to Maine... go figure. Bree's got this amazing plane to jump one of these people like a, and I quote exactly "cheap $5 working girl", and drag them up here, and force them to perform.... sketchy, I know. Nobody here will lend me the money- I'm thinking of stealing some of the cows at the farm and selling them... possibly for some magical beans. But I'll leave you with the brilliance that is Brad Paisley- this is a little song 'bout a subject some of you might know a little about.. because, uh, I sure don't... Its called, appropriately enough.. "ALCOHOL"
"I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
And I've been known to cause a few births
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work!
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
And helpin' white people dance!
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
ALCOHOL! ALCOHOL!
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway right like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head!
And since the day I left Milwaukee,....
Yeah! Brad Paisley! Woo.... if only he could hear me....hmmm..
"I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
And I've been known to cause a few births
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work!
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
And helpin' white people dance!
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
ALCOHOL! ALCOHOL!
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway right like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head!
And since the day I left Milwaukee,....
Yeah! Brad Paisley! Woo.... if only he could hear me....hmmm..