Hmm
You know, I feel like being a dick for a second. Just for a little while...lets do it, shall we?
Okay, I've just returned from looking around at different Myspace profiles and I have a few things I feel like pointing out. I'll even put them in list form to make sure they are easy for ya'll to read.
1. Big Sunglasses= Retarded. You do NOT have big ass bug eyes, so you have no need for big ass bug eyed-glasses to cover your normal sized eyes. If you do have big ass bug eyes...my apologies.
2. The little pic you all have of you puckering your lips real big and pouty like...it looks like shit. Smile, do puppy dog eyes, pose nude, whatever if you want to look good. The pucker thing, NOT ATTRACTIVE! or even mildly interesting. Cut that shit out.
3. This one just kills me. I've noticed an abundance of people giving the "peace" signal of index and middle fingers extended. It didn't bother me until it was given a name..."chunkin' the deuces"...I do believe this is gay as hell. I can't think of anything gayer that you could name something, short of naming a band Good Charolette. The bad part, is alot of people combine "chunin' the deuces" (it feels nasty even to say) with the big sunglasses and the puckered lips...and then proceed to call it "gangsta." Now, I will admit, being from Crossroads, MS, I don't have alot of knowledge of "gangsta" and probably don't have alot of credibility to comment on requirements of being as such. BUT...last time I checked, wearing pink and green clothes, big ass sunglasses, "chunkin' deuces" and puckering your lips to a ridiculous amount was NOT "gangsta." But again, maybe that's just me.
So, for all you "deuce chunkers".....CUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT. It looks retarded. Grow some testicles and throw up the horns. It looks so less gay.
And for all of you who just decided to blast me for mentioning throwing up horns and saying that that is stereotypical and ridiculous....suck my left testicle. You don't even deserve the right one. I'm a fan of metal, and in metal, we throw up the horns...if you think that it is "funny", fuck off...you don't have the intestinal fortitude enough for it and you need to reread the aforementioned testicle sucking comment.
On another, unrelated bitching note, I do believe, much to my dismay, that Winter is over. Two days this past week had 80s for highs, this coming 10-day period has 2 more with projected 80s highs, and I'm starting to perspire again....it sucks.
That's it for now...Hope ya'll had a fun weekend and I'll see ya'll around. Later,
Jolly Fat One
Okay, I've just returned from looking around at different Myspace profiles and I have a few things I feel like pointing out. I'll even put them in list form to make sure they are easy for ya'll to read.
1. Big Sunglasses= Retarded. You do NOT have big ass bug eyes, so you have no need for big ass bug eyed-glasses to cover your normal sized eyes. If you do have big ass bug eyes...my apologies.
2. The little pic you all have of you puckering your lips real big and pouty like...it looks like shit. Smile, do puppy dog eyes, pose nude, whatever if you want to look good. The pucker thing, NOT ATTRACTIVE! or even mildly interesting. Cut that shit out.
3. This one just kills me. I've noticed an abundance of people giving the "peace" signal of index and middle fingers extended. It didn't bother me until it was given a name..."chunkin' the deuces"...I do believe this is gay as hell. I can't think of anything gayer that you could name something, short of naming a band Good Charolette. The bad part, is alot of people combine "chunin' the deuces" (it feels nasty even to say) with the big sunglasses and the puckered lips...and then proceed to call it "gangsta." Now, I will admit, being from Crossroads, MS, I don't have alot of knowledge of "gangsta" and probably don't have alot of credibility to comment on requirements of being as such. BUT...last time I checked, wearing pink and green clothes, big ass sunglasses, "chunkin' deuces" and puckering your lips to a ridiculous amount was NOT "gangsta." But again, maybe that's just me.
So, for all you "deuce chunkers".....CUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT. It looks retarded. Grow some testicles and throw up the horns. It looks so less gay.
And for all of you who just decided to blast me for mentioning throwing up horns and saying that that is stereotypical and ridiculous....suck my left testicle. You don't even deserve the right one. I'm a fan of metal, and in metal, we throw up the horns...if you think that it is "funny", fuck off...you don't have the intestinal fortitude enough for it and you need to reread the aforementioned testicle sucking comment.
On another, unrelated bitching note, I do believe, much to my dismay, that Winter is over. Two days this past week had 80s for highs, this coming 10-day period has 2 more with projected 80s highs, and I'm starting to perspire again....it sucks.
That's it for now...Hope ya'll had a fun weekend and I'll see ya'll around. Later,
Jolly Fat One