(Untitled)

[big_whoop]

And here's Guybrush, at the Sea of Acheron. ...in front of a rather pathetic looking foot-pedal swan boat.

You know, you'd think after so many years doing this sort of thing, I would be used to the crushing disappointment of it all.

....You'd THINK that.

See, this is why you can't trust politicians. Ever.

Comments

[slapwithpanache]

. . .

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[big_whoop]

It's not funny, dang it! Maaaan, this is a new low in my ship accumulation record.

[slapwithpanache]

You're right. It's hilarious. Hahahaha! No. Really. You did ask for a pirate ship, didn't you?

[big_whoop]

I did! A nifty one! And they gave me this piece of junk! Not that I'm not USED to having lousy ships, but this really takes the cake!

[pet_moonrabbit]

...

...

Ah...

It... could have been worse...?

Even though I wasn't expecting anything good from the assembly, this is...

[big_whoop]

Kindly list to me, as simply as possible, how it could POSSIBLY get any worse than this.

[pet_moonrabbit]

Um...

... if it was something entirely not seaworthy?

[big_whoop]

After the other pirates see THIS junk, it won't be much longer anyway.

[big_whoop]

You know, I know that this is the point where I'm supposed to back out in a sign of sheepishness at putting my foot in my mouth, but... no, no, can't quite find it in me. Sorry.

[big_whoop]

Uhhhhh... no? I was being amusing by stating an obvious situation and then going against the expected response. What the heck are you talking about?

Not that I'm NOT putting my foot down on my position here. Buuuuut that's really not what I was going for.

[youkai_hunting]

...So much for boat cruises.

[big_whoop]

What part of "pirate ship" did they not understand? No self-respecting pirate would be caught dead in something like this!

[youkai_hunting]

They thought it was a kiddy ride?

[big_whoop]

What kind of fantasy-minded bozo could possibly take the rough and tumble life of a pirate and turn it into an amusement park ride?

1/?

[solidprinny]

. . .

. . . .