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[big_whoop]

Pfft. Well... well I didn't need to win that stupid tournament anyway! Because I got this nifty sword! That's way cooler than any tournament prize! ...Yeah!

Guess who obviously got his butt handed to him in the Duel Monsters tournament.

Comments

[slapwithpanache]

A sore loser. Hm. Never a pleasant sight to behold.

[big_whoop]

It's this game! How am I supposed to figure out how it works? The rules could crush a yak, and even WITHOUT the darn things everybody cheats better than I do!

[slapwithpanache]

But of course! Cheating's half the fun. I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining if you could cheat as well as the rest of us, but I suppose humans have an innate disadvantage at that sort of thing.

[big_whoop]

Hey, I cheat just as well as anybody! I just... usually get more do-overs.

[slapwithpanache]

. . . Do-overs? Don't be silly, there's no do-overs in life. Or death, for that matter.

[big_whoop]

What are you talking about? I get do-overs all the time. Usually, I find out what I need when I screw up, and then I go and get all the stuff together and try it again. Isn't that how it works for everybody?

[slapwithpanache]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. What sort of world do you live in? A story book?

[big_whoop]

Only if the storybook involves a lot of drunk pirates.

[slapwithpanache]

You'd be a horrible influence on young Toads. Now if anyone is starring in a story, it should be the lovely and elegant Boo aristocrat whose tragic life is a testament to the power of the Boo spirit ~

[big_whoop]

...soooooo fiction then.

Oh SNAP.

[slapwithpanache]

. . .

The only fiction here will be the tale that ends, "And Guybrush lived happily ever after". IF YOU DON'T RESCIND THAT CLEVER REMARK THIS INSTANT.

[big_whoop]

Yipe! sorry!

[slapwithpanache]

Hm. Apology accepted. Make sure it doesn't happen again ~