Feb 13, 2007 13:20
Dear "The" Ohio State University:
Next time your incompetent bureaucracy gets its collective act together long enough to cancel classes during this shitty-ass snowstorm, please roll your lazy asses out of bed and call it in BEFORE noon. Because, you see (and I know you would never think of anything but the best interests your student body), when I have to risk my life (and car) on the death-trap of 270 at 6:30 in the morning, just to get to my attendance-based English class and discuss the deep and profound underlying themes of "Easy Rider", I begin to feel extremely displeased and disenfranchised.
Just as a heads-up, I will not be attending classes tomorrow, in part because I don't want to, but mostly because you SHOULD be closed and therefore, in my opinion, you already are.
Thanks so much. You're the best.
Sincerely,
Beth Geist