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So I was writing a paper on the estate tax, and I mentioned how cuts in government spending invariably target basic services rather than pork barrel spending because pork barrel spending invariably has congresspeople spending their full political might to defend it, and basic services rarelty have that huge a lobby. And it occured to me, seriously
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What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a Chia Pet? Nobody gets upset if you stop watering the Chia.
How did George W. Bush learn about Terri Schiavo? He saw her on Veggie Tales.
How does terry schiavo use the bathroom? Depends.
What was Terri thinking right before she died? Nothing. She was brain dead.
How many Terri Schiavos does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one to hold it; the media will make sure the world spins around her.
How many Schindlers does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they refuse to believe the light went out!
What's the difference between the pope and terri schiavo? The pope had a feeding tube.
What is terri schiavo’s favorite fun activity? Tubing.
What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting Terri Schiavo’s diaper back on!
Q: Did you hear MTV is making a show about Terri?
A: It’s called Unplugged
What’s the difference between Terri Schiavo and Ted Williams? Ted Williams is in the frozen section.
Q: What did Terri Say when Bush won a 2nd Term? A: “uuuuuuuuuuh”
And by the way... you're an ASSHOLE!!!
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