Big Mike's Quotes for 4/6/06

[big_stray_kat]

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
-George Carlin

"Honesty is for the most part, less profitable than dishonesty."
-Plato

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
-Lenin

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
-Adrienne E. Gusoff

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch."
-Jack Nicholson

and most importantly..

"I love myself today
Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm,
I'm gonna be ok, uh huh
I love myself today
Not like yesterday
Take another look at me now
'Cause it's your last look
Your last look forever."
-Bif Naked