Feb 15, 2006 14:35
Well, never got that random pseudo date. She stayed on the fence and never gave a final answer. Her loss i was gonna go all out for it, dress up nice, clean my car, the works. *shrugs* So i went out with a different girl. Her name was alcohal. Sicne i spent my evening with a bottle here are some quotes about bottles.
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
~Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
"An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout."
~Unknown
"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels."
~Frank Sinatra
"As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit. "
~Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas