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drunken ramblings to follow:
tonight i made the circuit of the local bars. the elbow room, had a qucik wild turkey (apparently a shot equals 3 1/2 shots for $4.25). then (or than?) to shanahans (or as i like to think of it, shenanigans) for a couple doubles of tullamore dew (my favorite obscure irish whiskey). shot some pool. lost a few. won a few. i need glasses dammit. i can't make the long shots anymore.
then i went to the arnada cafe. i ran into tiffany, one of my objects of lust for the last year. she gave me her celly and informed me that she was currently single. i will call her tomorrow or the next day. she is amazonian, i like those girls with a little flesh on the skeletal structure. seriously, i have lusted after her for the last year or two. she will be my love slave or my lust slave, i am not picky.
fucking jenny called me last week. she told me she wanted to go out friday night, then she called me thursday day and told me she couldn't go out cause she had to work OT on saturday. fuck!! she is too skinny for me anyway. i need some god dam mother fucking curves. oh, miss tiffany, how i would like to violate you!?? let me count the ways!!!
my life is a pethetic waste of time. thank god i don't own a gun.
i want a big satanic tattoo on my chest. i have envisioned a giant pentagram with a goats-head splayed across the chest. the abundance of hair will fit in perfectly. the ears will go to my nipples, the nose will be pointing south. once the hair grows back my goat will be totally hairy.
fetishes:
big lips. yes, the ones down south. give me meat curtains or give me death.. i am a latter day patrick henry
big pink nipples. the bigger and pinker the better.
big brown nipples. see above.
why do i write when i am drunk?!?
last week was opiate week. bought four 30 mg morphines for 20 bucks. not a bad price really. gonna call her again tomorrow for more. i can see why opiates are addictive.
i am obsessed with various body parts. my ultimate favorite spot on a woman: that soft spot on the thigh where the thigh joins the pelvis. it is the very softest spot on a woman. i could suck on that all day.
degeneration of ....... something.... can't remember the lyrics for fucks sake!!!!
who let terry out of the house?
tonight i made the circuit of the local bars. the elbow room, had a qucik wild turkey (apparently a shot equals 3 1/2 shots for $4.25). then (or than?) to shanahans (or as i like to think of it, shenanigans) for a couple doubles of tullamore dew (my favorite obscure irish whiskey). shot some pool. lost a few. won a few. i need glasses dammit. i can't make the long shots anymore.
then i went to the arnada cafe. i ran into tiffany, one of my objects of lust for the last year. she gave me her celly and informed me that she was currently single. i will call her tomorrow or the next day. she is amazonian, i like those girls with a little flesh on the skeletal structure. seriously, i have lusted after her for the last year or two. she will be my love slave or my lust slave, i am not picky.
fucking jenny called me last week. she told me she wanted to go out friday night, then she called me thursday day and told me she couldn't go out cause she had to work OT on saturday. fuck!! she is too skinny for me anyway. i need some god dam mother fucking curves. oh, miss tiffany, how i would like to violate you!?? let me count the ways!!!
my life is a pethetic waste of time. thank god i don't own a gun.
i want a big satanic tattoo on my chest. i have envisioned a giant pentagram with a goats-head splayed across the chest. the abundance of hair will fit in perfectly. the ears will go to my nipples, the nose will be pointing south. once the hair grows back my goat will be totally hairy.
fetishes:
big lips. yes, the ones down south. give me meat curtains or give me death.. i am a latter day patrick henry
big pink nipples. the bigger and pinker the better.
big brown nipples. see above.
why do i write when i am drunk?!?
last week was opiate week. bought four 30 mg morphines for 20 bucks. not a bad price really. gonna call her again tomorrow for more. i can see why opiates are addictive.
i am obsessed with various body parts. my ultimate favorite spot on a woman: that soft spot on the thigh where the thigh joins the pelvis. it is the very softest spot on a woman. i could suck on that all day.
degeneration of ....... something.... can't remember the lyrics for fucks sake!!!!
who let terry out of the house?