Four times, plus one

[big_pink]

It's all lemmypie's fault.  She was obsessing about Dean being tied up, and why, like anyone needs a reason.

So, here's four times Dean got tied up, and one time that other guy did.  Totally freakishly unbeta'd, so I might be drooling.

Comments

[big_pink]

I have, I'm afraid to say, actually done that. Ottawa, 7 years old. No boy talked me into it. I thought it up all by my freakin' self. Cause I am an idiot.

What is it that is appealing about a piece of cold metal? WHY?

[quellefromage]

Lovely, lovely. Spiderman...oh, I can see that. And the tank...ewww. Why did Dad let Sam get a library card, anyway? *grins* Nutjob...lol. Black dog...bet that happens to Dean...a lot. And the ice thing...of COURSE a girl made him do it. Ah, what fun.

If the baby sleeps tomorrow, I'll tie Dean up, too.

[big_pink]

Um....eagerly awaiting your awesome take. Sleep, baby, sleep. Maybe give it a nice homemade crocheted spiderman blanket.

[janissa11]

Okay, I just sputtered laughing so hard -- DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN, it's ICE-COLD METAL, you DUMBASS! ROFLMFAO!!!

Also, Jared is evil. And the Black Dogs were incredibly amusing all of their own. (TONGUE? Yeouch!)

Now, see, I was gonna write YOU something, and you wind up writing something that brings the joyfulest of happy smiles to MY face instead.

Hmm. Actually, this appears to be a winning proposition on my end. I should not even mention it. Forget I said anything. LA LA! ::mad applause:: You ROCK, of course. ::glee!::

[big_pink]

I have a thing about tongues, obviously (well, who doesn't, yeah?).

Now I am just lounging on the settee with the silver bonbon dish again, awaiting your present. *chews nougat indolently*

This was done in under an hour, honestly. But your opinion: I have the first chapter ready to post of the Next Large Fic. Should I wait till after Christmas? Or post now? Thots?

[janissa11]

Hey, I have a thing about barfing. I'm in no position to comment, trust me.

As long as you feel strong about the new story (insert wild frenzied shrieking just about here), I say post away! TOO close to Xmas and people may be out of pocket -- right now most are still at home, accessible. You know?

My silly-ass crack-fic has paralyzed my brain at the moment. Throw me a prompt? Or a list of fond preferences? Things maybe even *I* can't angstify?

[big_pink]

Why on earth would I want to talk anyone (least of all you, my angst-whore [and I mean that in the nicest way]) out of angstifying the Winchesters? It's like shooting slow fish in a small barrel.

Let's see. Prompt. Hmm. Well, I hear there is a very good PAINTBALL place on the way from Van to the Tsawwassen Ferry terminal if you're going over to the Island (it's an RPS thingie you've got on the go, eh?). Just a big-ass clump of trees in the middle of delta land, next to the reservation. I pass by it and think, "Man, there are a lot of lunatics running amok in them woods, armed with nothing but air-compressed paint." And then I get really kinda...well, not to put too fine a point on it, HOT. I think our boys would have fun.

Or..or..even one tied up Dean. Make sure you tell Lemmypie. And he could be barfing if you like. See? Or playing paintball and barfing. Bring on the body fluids!

[deirdre_c]

They're all fun, but it's Dean's dialogue in the last one that had me giggling into my hands. :D

[big_pink]

Why did Lemmypie actually need a reason to tie up Dean? Does anyone? But the ice tongue thing...yeah, okay, so I did that when I was a kid. In Ottawa, you really ought to know better, since about 8 months of the year you'll be getting those kinds of conditions. Still did it. Kids are idiots.

[minim_calibre]

"“Dean?” Better make this quick. “Dean - Black Dogs, silver, holy water or Greek priest?”"

At this point, I laughed until I damn near woke the hungry guinea pig-loud toddler currently asleep (with periodic flailing and mother bruising) next to me.

Well done!

[big_pink]

Always go with the Greek priest, I say. It's the Civil War era beards that do it for me.