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hey yo its my birthday so happy fucking 20th birthday to me well i decided to walk over to my parents house this morning and i was still fucked up beyond belief so i end up passing out on 11 mile right by jefferson middle school so this cop car decides to stop and fucking wake me up and be like ur drunk wat have u drank patted me down all that fun shit put me in the back of the cop car and then took me to my parents house and dropped me off and was like stop the drinking shit so i got real fucking lucky but anyways i got my tounge peirced its awesome