the weather is stupid
NOTE TO MOTHER NATURE:
GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN ORDER, BITCH. START GIVING US SOME NICE SUMMER WEATHER. NONE OF THIS 20 DEGREE WEATHER IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER BULL SHIT. THAT KIND OF WEATHER RENDERS MY POOL USELESS. I DEMAND 32+ DEGREE WEATHER AT LEAST. I KNOW WE'RE IN CANADA AND ALL, BUT COME ON... IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ALL THE WAY UP IN FUCKING NUNAVUT. GIVE THEM THE SHIT WEATHER, NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT NUNAVUT ANYWAY. AS FAR AS MOST CANADIANS ARE CONCERNED, NUNAVUT COULD SINK INTO THE EARTH AND NOBODY WOULD REALLY NOTICE. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A HOT VACATION SPOT.
HEY KIDS, GUESS WHERE WE'RE GOING FOR VACATION????
WHERE DAD? DISNEY LAND? ORLANDO? FIJI? CUBA?
NO, SILLY! WE'RE GOING TO NUNAVUT!!!!
FUCK YOU DAD, SERIOUSLY... WHERE ARE WE GOING?
REALLY! WE'RE GOING TO NUNAVUT TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE JOYS OF TH...(gets punched in face by disgruntled and unamused child)
IN CLOSING, MOTHER NATURE, YOU CONFUSED BITCH, START REALIZING THAT SUMMER IS HERE AND IT'S NOT BLOODY FALL. YOU STUPID STUPID ASSHOLE.