Misheard lyrics . . .

[big_mama_]

huffdaddyatl posted how I've ruined Beyonce's "Check On It" for him by singing "put a little ketchup on it, put a little ketchup on it." the last time we heard it. Made me think of misheard lyrics on other songs. For example: "White Flag" by Dido. The line is "I won't go down with this ship, and I won't put my hands up and surrender." But it sounds like "I won't go down with this shit, and I won't poke my eyes out and surrender." And when I hear that song now, that's how I hear it.

Also, Phil Collins' "Invisible Touch": "She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah." sounds like "She sees the hat rack is she gonna touch it?"

Any other misheard lyrics out there?