Colon Cleansing
When you get a group of army guys together, you know the conversations gonna be all about sex...and I mean like detailed sexual experiences, shared with everyone present, like it was a normal part of everyday conversation. Apparently, that's like the ultimate male bonding tool..Anyways, so I learnt a few intersting things about visiting prostitutes in JB. Apparently, you can do more than just drink chinese tea. It can also be shot up your ass by JB prostitutes in a colon cleansing ritual. So basically, when u 'check in', you take the chinese tea from the counter, offer it to the Xiao Jie, then get naked and get on all fours on the bed, sticking your ass up in the air (sounds familiar?? ha!) The Xiao Jie will then take a gulp of the tea and proceed to spray a jet of Chinese tea up your colon using just their mouth. They then kinda massage your ass (or something to that effect) and then proceed to (this is the gross part, are u ready??!) suck it ALL back out!!!!!!@#!@#!#!@#!$!$!@#! So basically, the mixture of shit and chinese tea and saliva goes back into the Xiao Jie's mouth, and they spit it out in a little basin...Anyone feel like a blow job from one of these ladies?? :)