I R In College, I R Edumacated.
I was having such an awesome dream. Then mom had to wake me up. Why does that always happen when dreams get good?
Finished with Freshman year. Yay.
No more ridicule!
Now I have RA power. Mwahahahah.
I miss my dorm room. My own space and I had lots 'o freedom. Now I feel tied down to the family.
Things I learned in college:
Cafeteria food is the same substance cooked differently.
Video games are a great time waster.
Residences always smell funny.
3AM is a great motivator for getting a paper done.
You know everything your neighbor does...even if you can't see in their room.
Drunk people are funny.
Eating at 2AM is a great time waster.
Don't sleep through your own presentation.
Wear sandals in the shower.
Internet cartoons are a great time waster.
College parties are lame.
It sucks when someone spills beer in front of your door.
Shower parties are unpleasant.
Eat all you can.
Free time=sleep time.
Fencing is the most kick ass sport known to man.
It's not late 'til 4AM.
Facebook has replaced face-to-face conversation.
Quantum mechanics is fun.
Textbooks are too damn expensive.
Don't think about what has happened to your bed in the past.
Or what has hit the carpet.
Art is a time-consuming major.
It's awesome when you're friends with the Duty RA's.
7AM is way too early.
It's ok to get up at 3PM.
You have no privacy.
A girlfriend living upstairs is pretty cool.
Laundry sucks.
They have this thing called a library....
Group projects suck.
Ummmm....that's all I can think of now.
We took dad to the zoo for fathers day.
That was fun.
Tomorrow my job search starts. Joy....
"One shot two kills motherfucker!"
Finished with Freshman year. Yay.
No more ridicule!
Now I have RA power. Mwahahahah.
I miss my dorm room. My own space and I had lots 'o freedom. Now I feel tied down to the family.
Things I learned in college:
Cafeteria food is the same substance cooked differently.
Video games are a great time waster.
Residences always smell funny.
3AM is a great motivator for getting a paper done.
You know everything your neighbor does...even if you can't see in their room.
Drunk people are funny.
Eating at 2AM is a great time waster.
Don't sleep through your own presentation.
Wear sandals in the shower.
Internet cartoons are a great time waster.
College parties are lame.
It sucks when someone spills beer in front of your door.
Shower parties are unpleasant.
Eat all you can.
Free time=sleep time.
Fencing is the most kick ass sport known to man.
It's not late 'til 4AM.
Facebook has replaced face-to-face conversation.
Quantum mechanics is fun.
Textbooks are too damn expensive.
Don't think about what has happened to your bed in the past.
Or what has hit the carpet.
Art is a time-consuming major.
It's awesome when you're friends with the Duty RA's.
7AM is way too early.
It's ok to get up at 3PM.
You have no privacy.
A girlfriend living upstairs is pretty cool.
Laundry sucks.
They have this thing called a library....
Group projects suck.
Ummmm....that's all I can think of now.
We took dad to the zoo for fathers day.
That was fun.
Tomorrow my job search starts. Joy....
"One shot two kills motherfucker!"