OH EM GEE GIRLFRIEND!
To: Kathleen
Dear Kathleen,
Remember that time when we went to Warped Tour Jr.?!?! How could you forget. And then you know how we watched that one band with that one hot guitarist and we were like "wowzers!"?!?!? and then later we saw him watching Yellowcard so we stood by him?! and then we kept inching closer?! and finally I tapped him on the arm and said "you're hot" (so smooth of me) but you didn't know I had tapped his arm and you thought I just randomly blurted it out?! but you didn't care anyways and so you sparked up a nice little conversation with him and found out that his name is CHRIS and he's in a band called HALIFAX?! and then we found a picture of him online that night?! or rather you did and you sent it to me?!?! and well, the moral to all these questions is that he was on the new episode of Real World tonight and I was like "damn, we met him, we are cool" and then I realized I MISS YOU TO THE MAXIMUM and we need to go on adventures like old times
Love,
Fatty numba two
P.S. I have a jellafish in my bapack and its stingin my pingin!!! Ja-er. POW TOW!
Dear Kathleen,
Remember that time when we went to Warped Tour Jr.?!?! How could you forget. And then you know how we watched that one band with that one hot guitarist and we were like "wowzers!"?!?!? and then later we saw him watching Yellowcard so we stood by him?! and then we kept inching closer?! and finally I tapped him on the arm and said "you're hot" (so smooth of me) but you didn't know I had tapped his arm and you thought I just randomly blurted it out?! but you didn't care anyways and so you sparked up a nice little conversation with him and found out that his name is CHRIS and he's in a band called HALIFAX?! and then we found a picture of him online that night?! or rather you did and you sent it to me?!?! and well, the moral to all these questions is that he was on the new episode of Real World tonight and I was like "damn, we met him, we are cool" and then I realized I MISS YOU TO THE MAXIMUM and we need to go on adventures like old times
Love,
Fatty numba two
P.S. I have a jellafish in my bapack and its stingin my pingin!!! Ja-er. POW TOW!