I have funny slutty friends
THis is me signed in uder my roomates account, olO SuicideL Olo
talking to maxx, otherwise known as Pimpledick Smoothskin
maxximooo: my old one was connected to an AOL account
*** Auto-response sent to maxximooo: I am currently away from the computer.
olO SuicideL Olo: aha
maxximooo: and they just informed that if I want to keep it, it'll be $5 a month
olO SuicideL Olo: I thought you were trying to escape a stalker
maxximooo: then I informed them "fuck you" and hung up
maxximooo: no. I like stalkers
maxximooo: they make me feel special
olO SuicideL Olo: inform them of my poop throwing abilities
maxximooo: okie dokie
maxximooo: did I tell you about the letter I got? Naked polaroid claiming to be a 17 year old
maxximooo: post marked from Seattle
olO SuicideL Olo: what?
olO SuicideL Olo: from who?
olO SuicideL Olo: lol
maxximooo: no name. no return address
maxximooo: but xxxxxxxxx sent me a letter a few days later. different had writting but exact same stamp
olO SuicideL Olo: you got any idea how you got it?
olO SuicideL Olo: its probably her
maxximooo: I know
olO SuicideL Olo: thats funny
olO SuicideL Olo: look out that girl could be blackmailing you
maxximooo: she's so fucking insane
olO SuicideL Olo: exactly
olO SuicideL Olo: I'm stealing your Nicole pne peice at a time
olO SuicideL Olo: I'm starting with her heart
olO SuicideL Olo: muahahaha
maxximooo: that's ok
maxximooo: I'm number 14
olO SuicideL Olo: lol
maxximooo: OLD SKOOL BITCH!!!!
olO SuicideL Olo: your a dick
olO SuicideL Olo: but a funny dick
maxximooo: "you're"
olO SuicideL Olo: by the way the word is your really 15
maxximooo: oh. whatever
olO SuicideL Olo: "fuck off doogie howser"
maxximooo: midteens reprezent
olO SuicideL Olo: what number is she?
maxximooo: 2
olO SuicideL Olo: liar
maxximooo: no
olO SuicideL Olo: holy shit thats funny
maxximooo: she didn't know until the next morning
maxximooo: I think it freaked her shit a bit
olO SuicideL Olo: no shit
olO SuicideL Olo: lol
olO SuicideL Olo: and word is you went all the way across the country to tap that ass
maxximooo: I used a party in manhattan on NYE and her hott ass as an excuse to take a trip
olO SuicideL Olo: Thats probably all it'd take for me
maxximooo: that's when I crashed at your house
olO SuicideL Olo: ? when
olO SuicideL Olo: seann
maxximooo: I had been figuring that this entire converstion
maxximooo: but its Lane's account so I tried to give the benefit of the doubt
olO SuicideL Olo: good
olO SuicideL Olo: you ass
olO SuicideL Olo: Lane has no desire to steal hearts
olO SuicideL Olo: thats my job
maxximooo: yeah
olO SuicideL Olo: he just wants pussy
maxximooo: I was like "wow. Lane's been hitting some E today. he's all cute and shit"
olO SuicideL Olo: pussy salad, pussyburgers, fried pussy
maxximooo: I took a train trip around the country
olO SuicideL Olo: by the way this is so going up in my Live journal
maxximooo: nicole was part of that
maxximooo: rad
olO SuicideL Olo: this shit is hilarious
olO SuicideL Olo: but then again everything that comes out of you is hilarious
olO SuicideL Olo: even your poop does a song and a dnace
olO SuicideL Olo: or dance that is
maxximooo: fuck that was a good trip
maxximooo: it also included a party in SF, crashing at Lane's in Seattle and meeting Randy for the first time, having X-mas with my Family in vancouver, Nicole and NYE in manhattan, and visiting my best friend in the world at University of Chicago
maxximooo: DUDE! MY POOP!
maxximooo: ok. friday the 13th. I went to a party
maxximooo: and there was a cake with jet black icing
maxximooo: you know...for friday the thirteenth
maxximooo: and ever since, all my poop is JET BLACK
maxximooo: it dyed all my insides
talking to maxx, otherwise known as Pimpledick Smoothskin
maxximooo: my old one was connected to an AOL account
*** Auto-response sent to maxximooo: I am currently away from the computer.
olO SuicideL Olo: aha
maxximooo: and they just informed that if I want to keep it, it'll be $5 a month
olO SuicideL Olo: I thought you were trying to escape a stalker
maxximooo: then I informed them "fuck you" and hung up
maxximooo: no. I like stalkers
maxximooo: they make me feel special
olO SuicideL Olo: inform them of my poop throwing abilities
maxximooo: okie dokie
maxximooo: did I tell you about the letter I got? Naked polaroid claiming to be a 17 year old
maxximooo: post marked from Seattle
olO SuicideL Olo: what?
olO SuicideL Olo: from who?
olO SuicideL Olo: lol
maxximooo: no name. no return address
maxximooo: but xxxxxxxxx sent me a letter a few days later. different had writting but exact same stamp
olO SuicideL Olo: you got any idea how you got it?
olO SuicideL Olo: its probably her
maxximooo: I know
olO SuicideL Olo: thats funny
olO SuicideL Olo: look out that girl could be blackmailing you
maxximooo: she's so fucking insane
olO SuicideL Olo: exactly
olO SuicideL Olo: I'm stealing your Nicole pne peice at a time
olO SuicideL Olo: I'm starting with her heart
olO SuicideL Olo: muahahaha
maxximooo: that's ok
maxximooo: I'm number 14
olO SuicideL Olo: lol
maxximooo: OLD SKOOL BITCH!!!!
olO SuicideL Olo: your a dick
olO SuicideL Olo: but a funny dick
maxximooo: "you're"
olO SuicideL Olo: by the way the word is your really 15
maxximooo: oh. whatever
olO SuicideL Olo: "fuck off doogie howser"
maxximooo: midteens reprezent
olO SuicideL Olo: what number is she?
maxximooo: 2
olO SuicideL Olo: liar
maxximooo: no
olO SuicideL Olo: holy shit thats funny
maxximooo: she didn't know until the next morning
maxximooo: I think it freaked her shit a bit
olO SuicideL Olo: no shit
olO SuicideL Olo: lol
olO SuicideL Olo: and word is you went all the way across the country to tap that ass
maxximooo: I used a party in manhattan on NYE and her hott ass as an excuse to take a trip
olO SuicideL Olo: Thats probably all it'd take for me
maxximooo: that's when I crashed at your house
olO SuicideL Olo: ? when
olO SuicideL Olo: seann
maxximooo: I had been figuring that this entire converstion
maxximooo: but its Lane's account so I tried to give the benefit of the doubt
olO SuicideL Olo: good
olO SuicideL Olo: you ass
olO SuicideL Olo: Lane has no desire to steal hearts
olO SuicideL Olo: thats my job
maxximooo: yeah
olO SuicideL Olo: he just wants pussy
maxximooo: I was like "wow. Lane's been hitting some E today. he's all cute and shit"
olO SuicideL Olo: pussy salad, pussyburgers, fried pussy
maxximooo: I took a train trip around the country
olO SuicideL Olo: by the way this is so going up in my Live journal
maxximooo: nicole was part of that
maxximooo: rad
olO SuicideL Olo: this shit is hilarious
olO SuicideL Olo: but then again everything that comes out of you is hilarious
olO SuicideL Olo: even your poop does a song and a dnace
olO SuicideL Olo: or dance that is
maxximooo: fuck that was a good trip
maxximooo: it also included a party in SF, crashing at Lane's in Seattle and meeting Randy for the first time, having X-mas with my Family in vancouver, Nicole and NYE in manhattan, and visiting my best friend in the world at University of Chicago
maxximooo: DUDE! MY POOP!
maxximooo: ok. friday the 13th. I went to a party
maxximooo: and there was a cake with jet black icing
maxximooo: you know...for friday the thirteenth
maxximooo: and ever since, all my poop is JET BLACK
maxximooo: it dyed all my insides