Dreamtime: Spiders

May 19, 2013 07:28

Do not read this if you have an version to spiders.

Seriously.

So, I'm going on a trip with some co-workers and friends to a house in a remote spot. I get there and I remember that I had been there before, and dealt with a massive spider infestation (think "Kingdom of the Spiders" rather than "8-Legged Freaks"). I basically tell everyone that I'm not dealing with this and going to a motel down the street, especially after i open the front and back doors and find spiderwebs already being built. I tear them down and have my attention drawn to a web being built outside a window and I observe that the Queen spider (looked a lot like the one from the Misunderstood Spider meme) is controlling the minds of insects and a couple of mice to do her biddng and help build the web. I leave with a co-worker and head down to the motel. I have to head back for something and find that even more people have arrived. Somehow, I'm convinced to stick around and look after this kid while everyone goes off to do their own thing. The kid has settled down for a nap when he wakes up screaming and I come in to see a spider making off with a couple of M&Ms near his head and another on the blanket covering him. I whip the blanket off and grab the kid and run off down the hall. I hear a bump from the bathroom and open the door to see a dead dude is being eaten by thousands of spiders and at that point i run like crazy, stopping to pick up a cat which has hidden itself in a small office trash can and thats when I woke up.

If you complain to me later saying you've got the creepies because you read this, I warned you!
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