Just letting everyone know...

[big_danny_t]

The rapture sucks so far. I stood naked out on my front lawn for a half hour this morning screaming, "Come and take me!" and the only attention I drew was a couple of kids who pointed and laughed, the neighborhood sexual offender who kept smiling at me creepily, and a member of the local constabulary who said that it would be a good idea to go put some pants on.

Maybe Jesus wants me to shower up, I dunno...