Easter Time!
ok, everyone, put down the chocolate bunnies and stop searching for your festively colored eggs for a minute and listen up as I give you some churchin'!
Ahem!
John: 73:12 (as translated by Daniel of T)
"And lo did Jesus truly walk. He extended his arms forward and yea, though his apostles did think that he was wanting to draw them to his breast, Jesus did but feast on their brains. He feasted on Simon, Andrew, and Labbaeus before Thomas withdrew his holy shotgun with blessed ammunition and did blasteth our lords brains to bits. And verily, did Thomas say, "I told you that bitch was dead!!"
Enjoy your chocolate, and beware "Messiah's" that moan...
P.S. and yes, as with every year, I know I'm going to hell for this.^_~
Ahem!
John: 73:12 (as translated by Daniel of T)
"And lo did Jesus truly walk. He extended his arms forward and yea, though his apostles did think that he was wanting to draw them to his breast, Jesus did but feast on their brains. He feasted on Simon, Andrew, and Labbaeus before Thomas withdrew his holy shotgun with blessed ammunition and did blasteth our lords brains to bits. And verily, did Thomas say, "I told you that bitch was dead!!"
Enjoy your chocolate, and beware "Messiah's" that moan...
P.S. and yes, as with every year, I know I'm going to hell for this.^_~