Favorite Phrases of Last Night
"Matt Factor."
"I swear to God, if you say 'Boning' one more time, I'll break every one in your body!"
"How old was that girl?" "Old enough to get buck naked!"
"Everything that's in that container is in my stomach."
"Making the black guys ride in the same car by themselves is the worst kind of segregation."
"Shit!" (when I realized Matt's cell phone was in my pocket)
"The most disturbing part is, why was it on porn before we got here?"
"That's how they did it back then! This is history, folks!"
"White girl."
"You know it's bad when you can look at a girl's ass, and know exactly who it is."
"You should have got your ass in here on time!"
EDIT: "I don't even ask people to come places any more; I tell them."
Rap Snacks (thanks Laura)
"Bootylicious!"
"Sometimes...you just need some strange ass!!!"
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Tell me if I'm missing any more, guys.
"I swear to God, if you say 'Boning' one more time, I'll break every one in your body!"
"How old was that girl?" "Old enough to get buck naked!"
"Everything that's in that container is in my stomach."
"Making the black guys ride in the same car by themselves is the worst kind of segregation."
"Shit!" (when I realized Matt's cell phone was in my pocket)
"The most disturbing part is, why was it on porn before we got here?"
"That's how they did it back then! This is history, folks!"
"White girl."
"You know it's bad when you can look at a girl's ass, and know exactly who it is."
"You should have got your ass in here on time!"
EDIT: "I don't even ask people to come places any more; I tell them."
Rap Snacks (thanks Laura)
"Bootylicious!"
"Sometimes...you just need some strange ass!!!"
...
Tell me if I'm missing any more, guys.