Outed!

Nov 10, 2006 20:26

Dinner after a long, hard week at work...

C: You have to stop wearing that sweater.
Me: Why?
C: It makes you look gay.
Me: ???

The object of our discussion was the turtleneck sweater I had been proudly wearing all day.

Me (after having digested this revelation for a while): Is it the color, or are turtlenecks in general gay?
C (reluctantly): Turtlenecks...

So here's another proof of the weirdness of Americans. Not only will they put loads of butter on their waffles (revolting!) but they consider wearing turtlenecks gay. *shakes head sadly*

All I want is to keep my neck nice and warm in the winter. Can't I do that without having to go to sex toy parties with a guy named Serge???
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