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i have this pair of boxers that are really uncomfortable and ive thought about how poorly designed they are before. and i had caitlin wash my clothes and i paid her like a week ago and had to make her do it today but anyway i was watching her fold it and she had this really funny face on and she said, "so, what do you do with these hoochie shorts paul?" i was like, "those things are shit. they are the most uncomfortable thing i have every worn." she went, " you wear these!?" i said, "sometimes. but they arent comfortable." she was like, "yeah theyre hoochie shorts." so i had to ask what hoochie shorts were. apparently those poorly engineered boxers ive been wearing around from time to time are in fact girls cotton shorts. i guess that explains alot.