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i got a job this weekend at jimmy john's delivering sandwiches. its really not a deal i made like $90 this weekend. i met some interesting ppl at 4 in the morning. i walked into one into one place that i couldnt tell whether i was at a preteen girl slumber party or a bunch of early twenties girls with a six year coke habit. still apparnently im amazing cause i can stick 7 pieces of popcorn in my mouth at once.
...hey im gonna set these keys in this dash while i get out of this car...i better not lock the doors just yet...lock...well shit...
thats what went through my mind as i locked the keys in my car. called the police to open it but i got campus police and since they arent real he couldnt open it. after that mike faulk and his girlfriend came over and we went bowling. fun pack bowling. after a few games mike and kemp decided we needed teams so they could show their manhood. however they could step up to their own challenge and the girl and i kicked their ass. being the sore losers they were they tried to call cheating and one more 'gins. but it was clearly our win.
sorry about that sav.
the new jack johnson album comes out first of march
...hey im gonna set these keys in this dash while i get out of this car...i better not lock the doors just yet...lock...well shit...
thats what went through my mind as i locked the keys in my car. called the police to open it but i got campus police and since they arent real he couldnt open it. after that mike faulk and his girlfriend came over and we went bowling. fun pack bowling. after a few games mike and kemp decided we needed teams so they could show their manhood. however they could step up to their own challenge and the girl and i kicked their ass. being the sore losers they were they tried to call cheating and one more 'gins. but it was clearly our win.
sorry about that sav.
the new jack johnson album comes out first of march