Badfic Journal Entry Week 1 (Megamind's Diary)
(DAY 1 March 19)
I woke up in a really strange place and stranger still was where I woke up, which was on the floor, prone and with a very large headache. Upon study of the Man-or which I later learned was run by a person called Auth-or, I wasn't impressed that Victor Ian designed an eyesore of a house. Okay, granted that he has good taste if you like the boring but what interested most was the basement.
Then I found out later on that day that Roxanne was there before me. How? Well, some people said that the Auth-or likes to bring in people from different worlds and place them in awkward situations. What could be more awkward than to be in a place unfamiliar and have stories written about those that were taken from their worlds for her whims. Why? Maybe she's bored.
I found out from a person named Hakuba Saguru that there is a pocket dimension. Now to find the device that created it.
(DAY 2 March 20)
I met up with Roxanne again and lo and behold, we're roomed right next to each other! How great is that! Anyway, I met with this huge green man and boy was he big. He was nearly twice my size and as tall as Metroman. Intimidating...most definitely. I began my exploration again with Roxanne and the door in the basement was impossible to open. I tried everything. When I say everything, I mean...everything. I tried to pick the lock in return the lock broke the pick. I tried a hammer and chisel, that didn't work either. I tried a sledge hammer, jack hammer and eventually dynamite. Nothing. I ascertain that what's behind that door is very important. Maybe it's the door that holds the device that holds us here.
(Day 3 March 21)
Morning came and I went into the kitchen to get me something sweet. I met a young man named Fai and he was making something called chocolate fondant. And boy was I interested. So, I decided to watch how this was made and I took notes. I really want to make this for Roxanne sometime. I think she would like that.
A fight broke out between the big green man and the blue alien that liked to poke fun at my appearance. Well, that's nothing new. I've gotten that all my life. Pfft as if it bothered me that much. The important thing is that Roxanne and I made amends through a little incident that happened between myself and a girl named Akoko while we were outside watching the fight. As long as I'm Roxanne's number 1, and Roxanne will always be my number 1, all is right in the world...well for us anyway.
The fight was epic! There were things that these two were doing that I only imagined! After the fight was another matter. That's when I discovered that the people had their bodies switched. Roxanne confirmed it, the big green meanie reiterated it. You know, it's really hard to tell who's the good guy or the bad guy. They both have a bad attitude. Sheesh, talk about grouchy.
I don't think I'll have many friends here but a defender really should be more interested in protecting a place than making friends. Still, it helps to have allies and I found out that one can attract more flies with honey than vinegar. Of course, I wouldn't compare anyone in the Man-or to a fly. No one's an insect that dies within 24 hours. Yeeah, not so with humans or any other lifeform in this place.
(Day 4 March 22)
Some man named Black Jack had asked us in the Man-or to write out our medical histories and to slide them under the door. I've done mine completely by memory but I still feel like I'm missing something. OH!! I remember what it is now!! I forgot to write down my childhood ailments! Oops. I don't think he needs anything that detailed but I did have the chicken pox which was pretty strange since it didn't look like chickens at all. I was miserable. Very miserable. I got them from Metroman. I was 12 when I got them and boy did it kick my butt.
My skin was nearly purple all over and I ached at the same time I felt cold, hot and shaky. High fevers and aliens don't work out well at all. Needless to say, I stay away from chickens. Not that they had anything to do with the ailment, just the word sends chills down my spine.
Aand I dropped a hammer on my foot after I dropped off the form. How that little endeavor started was I was putting up the door between my room and Roxanne's. I goofed. I thought she was still asleep but I forgot that sometimes I can't sleep when an idea runs through my head. She was awake and whispered through the door and that was the cause. She distracted me. It's okay though because I don't mind having her as a nurse.
I'm so happy to have her in my life. I loved her for a very long time. I'm still in love with her. I can't really put into words how much she means to me and it hurts me to see her hurt. But before all that...I promised Roxanne that I would never use my disguise watch ever again. Well...unless it was absolutely necessary. As much as I've been kicked around, I never thought about using my dehydration gun. Nothing that anyone did to me warrants that action....yet. I don't want to use it unless I know that there is no other choice. I think I'll develop a more defensive one like the rubber hamster ball net gun. Ooh! That's an idea!
(Day 5 March 23)
Well, I really hadn't done anything yet today but I'm thinking about asking Roxanne to go to the greenhouse with me. I've been wanting to take a look at the flora. Maybe I'll help with the clean up of the devastation that destroyed the forest. All those poor little animals are homeless. The least I can do is clean it up a little and maybe replant some trees. I'll use an accelerate to help them along.
I woke up in a really strange place and stranger still was where I woke up, which was on the floor, prone and with a very large headache. Upon study of the Man-or which I later learned was run by a person called Auth-or, I wasn't impressed that Victor Ian designed an eyesore of a house. Okay, granted that he has good taste if you like the boring but what interested most was the basement.
Then I found out later on that day that Roxanne was there before me. How? Well, some people said that the Auth-or likes to bring in people from different worlds and place them in awkward situations. What could be more awkward than to be in a place unfamiliar and have stories written about those that were taken from their worlds for her whims. Why? Maybe she's bored.
I found out from a person named Hakuba Saguru that there is a pocket dimension. Now to find the device that created it.
(DAY 2 March 20)
I met up with Roxanne again and lo and behold, we're roomed right next to each other! How great is that! Anyway, I met with this huge green man and boy was he big. He was nearly twice my size and as tall as Metroman. Intimidating...most definitely. I began my exploration again with Roxanne and the door in the basement was impossible to open. I tried everything. When I say everything, I mean...everything. I tried to pick the lock in return the lock broke the pick. I tried a hammer and chisel, that didn't work either. I tried a sledge hammer, jack hammer and eventually dynamite. Nothing. I ascertain that what's behind that door is very important. Maybe it's the door that holds the device that holds us here.
(Day 3 March 21)
Morning came and I went into the kitchen to get me something sweet. I met a young man named Fai and he was making something called chocolate fondant. And boy was I interested. So, I decided to watch how this was made and I took notes. I really want to make this for Roxanne sometime. I think she would like that.
A fight broke out between the big green man and the blue alien that liked to poke fun at my appearance. Well, that's nothing new. I've gotten that all my life. Pfft as if it bothered me that much. The important thing is that Roxanne and I made amends through a little incident that happened between myself and a girl named Akoko while we were outside watching the fight. As long as I'm Roxanne's number 1, and Roxanne will always be my number 1, all is right in the world...well for us anyway.
The fight was epic! There were things that these two were doing that I only imagined! After the fight was another matter. That's when I discovered that the people had their bodies switched. Roxanne confirmed it, the big green meanie reiterated it. You know, it's really hard to tell who's the good guy or the bad guy. They both have a bad attitude. Sheesh, talk about grouchy.
I don't think I'll have many friends here but a defender really should be more interested in protecting a place than making friends. Still, it helps to have allies and I found out that one can attract more flies with honey than vinegar. Of course, I wouldn't compare anyone in the Man-or to a fly. No one's an insect that dies within 24 hours. Yeeah, not so with humans or any other lifeform in this place.
(Day 4 March 22)
Some man named Black Jack had asked us in the Man-or to write out our medical histories and to slide them under the door. I've done mine completely by memory but I still feel like I'm missing something. OH!! I remember what it is now!! I forgot to write down my childhood ailments! Oops. I don't think he needs anything that detailed but I did have the chicken pox which was pretty strange since it didn't look like chickens at all. I was miserable. Very miserable. I got them from Metroman. I was 12 when I got them and boy did it kick my butt.
My skin was nearly purple all over and I ached at the same time I felt cold, hot and shaky. High fevers and aliens don't work out well at all. Needless to say, I stay away from chickens. Not that they had anything to do with the ailment, just the word sends chills down my spine.
Aand I dropped a hammer on my foot after I dropped off the form. How that little endeavor started was I was putting up the door between my room and Roxanne's. I goofed. I thought she was still asleep but I forgot that sometimes I can't sleep when an idea runs through my head. She was awake and whispered through the door and that was the cause. She distracted me. It's okay though because I don't mind having her as a nurse.
I'm so happy to have her in my life. I loved her for a very long time. I'm still in love with her. I can't really put into words how much she means to me and it hurts me to see her hurt. But before all that...I promised Roxanne that I would never use my disguise watch ever again. Well...unless it was absolutely necessary. As much as I've been kicked around, I never thought about using my dehydration gun. Nothing that anyone did to me warrants that action....yet. I don't want to use it unless I know that there is no other choice. I think I'll develop a more defensive one like the rubber hamster ball net gun. Ooh! That's an idea!
(Day 5 March 23)
Well, I really hadn't done anything yet today but I'm thinking about asking Roxanne to go to the greenhouse with me. I've been wanting to take a look at the flora. Maybe I'll help with the clean up of the devastation that destroyed the forest. All those poor little animals are homeless. The least I can do is clean it up a little and maybe replant some trees. I'll use an accelerate to help them along.